errorstotle

the heiress of err-ness | what’s good for the silly goose is good for the goofy gander mffl | sbfl | future supersonics season ticket holder

[errorstotle @heiresstotle]

y’all i had no idea that altimas had built in chipotle holders 😍

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just accidentally bit off AND SWALLOWED a chunk of a prong of my plastic fork mid salad 😁 #macroplastic #builtdifferent

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JE SUIS DANS TA TETE

[MAL @MindOfBron]

Na wemby a troll🤣

[errorstotle @heiresstotle]

my safe space (classic outlook) has suddenly integrated copilot predictive texts every time I draft an email. it does not understand my tone or even the english language at large. there is no disable function and microsoft has no intent to provide one. I am never sending an email

[errorstotle @heiresstotle]

so far today: 4 (“are you using this?” the coffee machine I was standing next to)

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keeping a tally of how many times my new boss speaks to me

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yesterday (zero) (fine)

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Alex Caruso 8/13 from 3:

[mk @handslikevap0r]

you guys she’s ontologically evil

[Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @NBACouchside]

Just getting this out of the way:

No, the Oklahoma City Thunder don't have a "right to exist."

[errorstotle @heiresstotle]

“do you have precheck plus clear” no sorry I am normal.

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why are there now four ways to pay to pass tsa precheck. wasn’t that what precheck is for

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@ryanhallyall Hi Ryan, these are very fun! As a resident of Seattle, WA, I am getting increasingly concerned that you are blowing up our spot re: desirable climate. Can you lie some of these days and say it’s pouring rain?? Thank you!

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I don’t think these hoes realize this wednesday concert will be a whole ass karaoke routine for me….

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@Novig Me when I constantly forget KD was the second pick 🫩🤘

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I tink we have to let it linger

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@percievenugget the way this was shown for a split second and I am dreading being thrust upon it next week

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finally at this MASTERPIECE in rhobh

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finally at this masterpiece in rhoc
https://t.co/1gyHTM0h4Q

[media @alIkpopreaction]

Woah whoa wow oh my god i thought this was a classy party gif white girl blonde hair guy in fedora reality show shocked surprised reaction meme

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@veryharryhill @sexyuniquepod cc: @ecareyo

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@AlaskaAir @AlaskaAir omg angel number hold 🪽

[errorstotle @heiresstotle]

happy holidays to everyone except @AlaskaAir who told me to check in to my flight and when I showed up to the airport, it was refunded without my knowledge or consent! And also no one on the corporate hotline can find where this elusive “refund” went. Excited to fly delta!

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I have become intimately familiar with @AlaskaAir ‘s terrible hold music