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[prë$h @heis_dinma]

Manifesting a Mercedes Benz c43 amg 2017 before my birthday 2026❤️ by God’s grace… believe 🫶🏽🦅

[oneofwun @yaboyDavid18]

Lack of funds don make you cry before ?

[Somtochukwu Evans 🇳🇬 @_Somtochi]

Ghosting a babe because she doesn’t cream or get wet is a form of self care.

[Francis @ghostof_francis]

real niggas know financial freedom is more important than love rn

[‏ِ @karoblaqx]

signed out 2day.

[JADON @whopls_]

To give up sef na sin because everywhere fit burst within 2 secs...

[BIG DUKE @DukeDarls]

The first law of motion states that:

Once the first motion has been obtained, the second and the third motion must pass through you.
Hence why after using a GLE 43,53 or 63 you somehow find yourself in a G-Wagon next

That’s the law of motion taking place. stay grinding always

[Premier League USA @PLinUSA]

RT if your Premier League team started the season with back-to-back wins 💯

[Debby @realdebby10]

No masturbation in September...who's with me??

[Abolaji Rasaq Oluwapese @bolazeal]

Atheism Is Not Your Rebellion

It's only Nigerians who can somehow turn atheism into a form of rebellion. 😂

Bro, atheism is not a lifestyle. It is not a fashion statement. It is not an excuse to misbehave. It is not "my parents are too religious, therefore I am now an atheist." And it is certainly not a passport to become everything your conservative upbringing told you not to become.

Atheism, in the simplest sense, is the absence of belief in gods. Finish.

You can be an atheist and still be conservative. You can be an atheist and be disciplined. You can be an atheist and never drink alcohol. You can be an atheist and remain faithful to one partner. You can be an atheist and respect your parents. You can even be boring. There is no Atheist Headquarters issuing igbo, tattoos, and piercings upon deconversion.

But Nigerians have a special talent for turning ideas into something else.

We did something similar with feminism. A serious political and social philosophy about women's equality enters Nigeria, and before long, some people reduce the entire thing to "I don't cook for men." Meanwhile, feminism is considerably bigger than who washed the plates.

Now atheism too has entered Nigerian hands.

Somebody quarrels with his pastor, discovers Christopher Hitchens on YouTube on Tuesday, changes his X bio to "Freethinker" on Wednesday, starts insulting everybody's religion on Thursday, and by Friday he has somehow concluded that atheism requires him to become a public nuisance.

Calm down. 😂

You may simply be irreligious.

You may be agnostic.

You may be questioning your faith.

You may be angry with organized religion.

You may simply hate your church.

You may even just be going through your own personal rebellion.

All these things are legitimate experiences, but please don't package all of them and write ATHEISM on the package.

Because atheism doesn't automatically make anybody intelligent, rational, moral or sophisticated. An atheist can still be stupid. An atheist can still believe nonsense. An atheist can still be tribalistic, corrupt, misogynistic, fraudulent and superstitious.

Removing God from an irrational mind doesn't automatically produce a rational human being.

And this is particularly funny in Nigeria because some of our newly minted atheists haven't even completely evicted Jesus from the building.

Small NEPA transformer explosion:

"JESUS!!!"

Plane enters turbulence:

"Blood of Jesus!"

Danfo nearly hits them:

"Jesu Christi!"

My sis in disbelief, who exactly are you calling? 😂

Of course, these expressions can simply be cultural reflexes. That is precisely the point. Leaving religion intellectually is different from disentangling yourself from a lifetime of religious culture.

So take your time. Read. Think. Question. Learn philosophy. Learn science. Understand skepticism. Understand the difference between atheism, agnosticism, secularism, humanism and simply being pissed off with religion.

And most importantly, develop your own moral compass.

Don't escape one form of dogmatism only to join another.

Your personal crisis does not have to become the public face of atheism.

Some of us are just here quietly not believing.

Leave atheists out of your rebellion. 😂

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

4 months to 2027. May these 4 months be the best time of our lives.

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Sending lots of love to the Apple community on my last day as CEO. My title changes tomorrow, but the love I have for the Apple community never will. Thank you for being a constant source of inspiration. My gratitude is endless, and I’m excited for the next chapter!

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

i gotta lock in for the rest of the year, can’t continue living this way mahn

[benny. @1BENNY7G]

TO HAVE ALL BILLS PAID.
ALL DEBTS CLEARED.
BE FINANCIALLY FREE.
REACH NEW HEIGHTS AND SET NEW GOALS.
UNLIMITED HAPPINESS AND PLENTY OPEN DOORS.

ALL IN THE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER, I AFFIRM! 🙏🏾

[WILL〽️ @fineboywill]

You just have to show up everyday bro.

[Hephzi🧊 @Zibagthegreat]

@DUkauwa94288 Was chopped in Christ and is still chopped without christ.

[‏ِ @karoblaqx]

no be say we dey get am clear. but na that belief gan gan. i too believe in myself. even in my lowest of lows.

[madi @madiwildd]

I’ve been so h0rny lately, i just wanna fck and fck and fck.

[richard @big_ricch25]

make e better for me and all my neegas, make we gather ball together ❤️🏄🏾‍♂️

[C @shalliiswago]

No money in my hands, no path in sight. But i know deep in my heart that i will win. I don’t lose, i’ve never lost. I will never lose

[biggFred 🗣 @Rozzinho_732]

Niggas can call it luck, I know what the fuck I went through