Sohaib

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[Sohaib @heisenboorg]

"IT'S THE POLICE, HANDS IN THE AIR!"

This Tweet: *slowly raises hands* I didn't do nothing wrong!! *tries to run away* *gets pinned down*

[Sohaib @heisenboorg]

@Lazyaholic Awesome! Khush raho!

[Sohaib @heisenboorg]

@behrulkahil It's a mixed bag, life is always like that. But Alhamdulillah, today is awesome! Gya Nawaz Gya!! :D

[Sohaib @heisenboorg]

@Lazyaholic Yeah that's the not-so-good part. But It'll be fine, insh'Allah! Thanks, and I hope you are doing good!

[Sohaib @heisenboorg]

@behrulkahil I am pleased to see people still remember me. I have been occupied by some important things in life. Hope you are good, bat-behen!

[Sohaib @heisenboorg]

@Lazyaholic I have been away dealing with some serious issues in my life but yeah, just came to express my happiness today. Gya Nawaz Gya!!! \o/

[Sohaib @heisenboorg]

[first date]

Me: (Ok, be cool! And don't miss a chance to impress her)

She: So, what do you do? I'm a dentist.

Me: I invented toothpaste.

[Sohaib @heisenboorg]

Weather Update: The cold and the beautiful! 🍁 🌨️

[Sohaib @heisenboorg]

Somebody take Yasir Shah to Sydney Opera House and cheer him up.

[Sohaib @heisenboorg]

Doctor: Let me have a look at your wound.
Patient: Dekh ke treat ker dena.

[Sohaib @heisenboorg]

Designer: Ma'am, what sort of outfit would you like?
She: Idk,something comfy. I'm tired and sleepy af all the time.

Designer: Say no more!

[Sohaib @heisenboorg]

(Is he gonna give me a quick presidency tutorial or something? Should I maybe ask? He gave me the WiFi password, seems like a nice guy.)

[Sohaib @heisenboorg]

"Don't look back, don't look back, don't look back!" #USElection2016

[Sohaib @heisenboorg]

Mano na mano, yeh Donald Trump ne zaroor dhandli ki hai. Dharnay ka scene kerna ho tou bhai hazir hai.

[Ben Rosen @Rosen]

HISTORY OF US PRESIDENTS:

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[BLM @NiggaTarzan]

Did someone say... tower?

[Sohaib @heisenboorg]

For those who know how to properly write a date, today is the real disaster of 9/11. #USElection2016

[Sohaib @heisenboorg]

Donald Trump: WOW! How much for this giant Halloween pumpkin?

Shopkeeper: Sir, it's a mirror!