Christo Heistigny

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@LilAshley0 It’s a treat to run fingers through that hair.

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@CMAdamstwx @vxylily Roughly 50% of marriages in the US end in divorce …but the other 50% end in death.

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@Tranysaurus_Rex Sorry about your scratch eyeball, but it seems like you’re definitely making the most of it. Most smile-worthy post of the day!

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@MoravianDigital Based on that list of 5 things, I’d say that the Ottoman Turks came first. 😉

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@LilAshley0 @aaarchher The right way is with Ash on top.

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@LilAshley0 Those are some darn lucky mountains

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@LilAshley0 Such an angelic devil

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@Adadikee @TrashNsatin @HalfwayPost A cunning argument

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@LilAshley0 I will wait patiently for 2027… or I will find a way to fly out west!

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@LilAshley0 Woah, it doesn’t even fit in the picture frame.

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@LilAshley0 A picnic at the beach would be lovely. I know what I want to eat.

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@LilAshley0 The Outer Banks are beautiful when there aren’t hurricanes.
(And if you’d like to head north from there later in the summer, I know a number of us would be grateful.)

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@LilAshley0 Not just in the throat. Other places are good too.

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@LilAshley0 You look good in stripes.

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@Mimiiben1 The obvious answer is 5, but if you consider that a negative number can also be the square root of a positive number, then other solutions include -5, -2, and 2.

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@MoravianDigital Keep on resisting!

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@farman4x 13541. Take two sticks off of the rightmost 4 and put them to the left of the leftmost digit.

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@LilAshley0 @stevienicks420 Maybe it’s kind of a little on you. Not the fault part — just the part that he likes. 😈

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@LilAshley0 Don’t keep us wondering. We all want to know.

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@LilAshley0 Keep heading east. It’s supposed to be 102 in Philly this week.