mr watch your wench

(they/he/she) i have read infinite jest twice and I’m also 6 feet tall

[mr watch your wench @hekenbitchell]

A list of my ever shifting obsessions:

[Certified Hoodie Thief 🏁 Ms 1/11 🎂 @KryssyLaReina]

That surgeon is the GOAT lol

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

When Tom Cruise told a reporter to “put his manners back in” over a question about his ex-wife Nicole Kidman 👀

https://t.co/yvI2e4UwIF

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

kristen doute and tom sandoval deliver performances like this for the first three seasons of vanderpump rules

[Teddu 🐈 @diyfieri]

I can't look at any video of the rizzler/the Costco guys without thinking about this tweet

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

people say we're alike. they say we've got the same hair.

[jenny schecter from riverdale @isthisnewradio]

letterboxd just stole my moment i was literally about to post this

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

💀

[mr watch your wench @hekenbitchell]

My bread and butter, mullholland drive ketamine lesbian core

[𝔩𝔬𝔞𝔣𝔢𝔯 @brainsoftener]

i would blow up the whole place

[Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt]

aura

[mr watch your wench @hekenbitchell]

@kiasoulnation LMFAOOOOO I HATE HIM SO MUCH

[mr watch your wench @hekenbitchell]

@kiasoulnation Tell me this isn’t Oomf