Heki Jr

The tree grows before it dies.

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

You’re competing with *three* teams at AWS, who have never spoken to one another. When these products eventually ship they will be gated behind a crappy interface and, in this specific microVM Lambda case, have some security behaviors I can only describe as “alarming.”

[Anurag Goel @anuraggoel]

The first nail in the coffin of every sandbox-only startup:

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Kenya Power and Darkness wamefika sight.Inauma!😂😂

[Vicky Junior Mukulima @Vickyjr]

I can’t believe we ditched this niceness for Hass avocados 🥑

[Heki Jr @heki_junior]

@LadyKatln Also photoshop can the same

[Heki Jr @heki_junior]

@thee_alfa_house Hapa Mama Suluhu akiona ni machozi tu 😂😂

[Julio🦯 @JSupercharge]

Now I can say let me see what I can do 😎😂. I'm excited about this 💯

[Murugi @its_murugi]

Everything happening in Kenya right now is a perfect example of what happens when politicians aren't afraid of the people who allowed them to be in the positions they are in. We should fix that.

[The Math Flow @TheMathFlow]

Anatomy of a Definite Integral.

[Ivar The Boneless @roomthinker]

Tax experts - correct me if I am wrong, but this is what I understand KRA’s proposal in the finance bill 2026 to be.

Assume I made revenue of 100,000

All my costs are 80,000.

My net profit is this 20,000.

KRA at present expects 30% of this as corporate tax.

Leaving me with 14,000.

I can pull that out as dividends, at which point KRA will tax me.

Or, I can plough it back into the business.

KRA’s proposal is to TAX at MINIMUM 60% of this, the ceiling being at the discretion of the commissioner general.

This makes absolutely NO SENSE to me.

Not only are you punishing reinvestment, you are hitting hard new businesses that are the most likely to reinvest their profits, not to mention businesses that are growing organically.

In what universe is this a rational policy move?

[Mohamed Wehliye, MBS @WehliyeMohamed]

Unafanya biashara and pay the required corporate tax.
Alafu una lipa dividends to the owners of capital
KRA inaona bado umebakisha pesa
Wanataka ku tax tena
Sasa wakichukua yote utapata pesa ya ku expand business wapi na watatoa future taxes wapi?
Si watunyonge baas!

[Premier League USA @PLinUSA]

The wait is over! 🔴⚪️

Arsenal win their 4th Premier League title and first in 22 years 🏆🏆🏆🏆

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya has ended Kenya Power’s monopoly, allowing power producers to directly sell electricity to large consumers like factories and industries.

The firms will use Kenya Power and Ketraco transmission lines after paying access fees.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

We are working with our Telcos so that we can have a smartphone that will go for less than KES 5000. I want to promise the country that in the next 8 to 12 months we will have the cheapest smartphone in Africa, manufactured in Kenya: President Ruto

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Used Japanese cars to be sold in Kenyan shillings in Naivasha from April, promises President Ruto https://t.co/9pvoish4Aq

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

I want to promise you that in two years, Nairobi River will be different from what we know today - Ruto

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

DP Ruto: You will no longer require airtime bundles; phone calls will be free in my government

https://t.co/PIFjlU9a9L

[CHAMPION. @kijo_carol]

How does Uganda and Tanzania have the best quality of cocoa beans and Kenya we don’t farm cocoa .. hakuna mtu amekuwa curious enough.. Tanzania cocoa bean is second best in Africa..

[TeeBag🇰🇪 @tii_bag]

Bananas are such convenient fruits like no chopping or washing needed, not sticky, no juice dripping around and they come with their own biodegradable packaging. A 10/10 in my books