lad

eagle ate my liver

[lad @heldatgunpointt]

But doctor, I am Pagliacci!

[lad @heldatgunpointt]

im going back to waterloo, where the vampires hang out

[lad @heldatgunpointt]

my heart yearns for the steppes of mongolia

[lad @heldatgunpointt]

dear god make everyone die amen

[kart @kiluhz]

im an insane retard from hell

[joey @joboduj]

going to the airport wearing a shirt that says "Amelia Earhart didn't kill herself"

[lad @heldatgunpointt]

subverting expectations by giving my father "sonny issues" instead

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

ted lasso has been killed by hamas

[lad @heldatgunpointt]

aspiring to spiritually embody any given francis bacon painting

[lad @heldatgunpointt]

guy so autistic that he thinks the people in yorgos lanthimos movies act completely normal

[lad @heldatgunpointt]

me and my chud human son

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

[lad @heldatgunpointt]

this is who i think i am when i smoke a cigarette

[Ninja @Ninja]

Have a great weekend!! Said the troll face

[cav empty @cavempty_]

most people don’t know this about me but i do not exist

[lad @heldatgunpointt]

how it feels to do coke with 40 year olds

[lad @heldatgunpointt]

lisa is vegetarian. bart likes cake. destiny of marge. yep hes a steak man
i seem to i know the simpsons

[lad @heldatgunpointt]

SILENCE! I can already feel the golirras blood corsing through my vains ... AHHH IM POWERING UPPP

[camille @peachofthewest]

the substances are actually abusing me

[swagmonkey76 @swagmonkey76]

New slang just dropped‼️‼️ 🚨

“on bob”

Meaning = on SpongeBob’s LIFE

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