Shizzy

Geneseo Track and Field 2019 | 35 second 200 runner😩 | Dairy Free Queen

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After a year of writing this in the date section, Ms. Dolley finally noticed on my last test of senior year.

[Geneseo Knights @GeneseoKnights]

#SQUADGOALS
@SUNYGBelieve women finished third at the @NCAADIII Outdoor Track & Field Championships, the best finish (men or women) in Geneseo history.
#OneKnight

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Rosé all the way! 😍
#TeamRosé

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This is how everyone be driving into the fountain on Main Street in Geneseo.

[The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay]

Thinking about my favorite image

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@MelanieKirk422 @sakshikumar_ Uhhhh...

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@mjsullivanart I heard that the virus only runs at 9 minute mile pace.

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@niekazneb_mas Def not true. They were dead all over the floor every time it rained at Geneseo.

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They better not pull a Jan as Madonna on Rosé right now #rupaulsdragrace

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Everyone in upstate NY:

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Bernie in mittens is probably the best thing to happen to me ever

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The America the Beautiful/Let’s Get Loud Mashup is something I never thought I’d hear

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And not a single mask in sight during a global Pomeranian. SMH🤦‍♀️

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Two groups of penguins pass each other, stopping briefly to exchange information.

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When the syllabus says that you need a 95 in the class to get an A:

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BREAKING: Trump’s Webkinz account suspended indefinitely

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Leaked image from Tr*mp’s computer:

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Me: obsessively watching the Georgia senate results on Google

My Refresh Button:

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Please dear lord

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@SJaegermeister We can only dream 🥺

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I’d love to roundhouse Mitch McConnell at least twice.

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Being a Weird Al fan is the best and only acceptable cult to be a part of. I am gladly an active member.

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Hey, look, I'm on the cover of the @nytimes! Thrilled that they selected @shamblanderson's wonderful profile on me as a "Best of 2020" story. https://t.co/0fkmBYxPfX

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@mjsullivanart Change bio to (they/‘em)