John Heldman, CFA

Dad, Husband, Investment Manager, part-time pundit, professional optimist, amateur race car driver

[John Heldman, CFA @heldman_john]

@Immy_220 So silly. Can I get a six pack? To go please.

[John Heldman, CFA @heldman_john]

@Airaasayss How do we define the problem? Of course it’s a trick question otherwise it’s boring. So let’s go with 10. Unless you also consider the wormhole in space. Then it’s 11. Or the fourth dimension. Then it’s 12. Or after popping several tabs of high quality LSD. Then it’s 100+

[John Heldman, CFA @heldman_john]

@0laratrumpRv2 Barron needs a tailor

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@lrthagreat @TomBradyEgo He’s in the HOF. You’re not.

[John Heldman, CFA @heldman_john]

@XHNews Thank you for your honest and sincere thoughts She Shitping. Spoken like a true dictator 😂.

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@Mr_Derivatives Uh huh. So?

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@JDVance Hey JD, I’ve got a suggestion for you when it comes to the fed and monetary policy. Shut your yapper.

[John Heldman, CFA @heldman_john]

@ComplexSports McGregor. What an idiot.

[John Heldman, CFA @heldman_john]

@jezzyreh @SBF_FTX Uh, no

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@SBF_FTX Sam are you going to jail?

[John Heldman, CFA @heldman_john]

@business That’s easy. The communist China playbook says blame everyone else.

[John Heldman, CFA @heldman_john]

@CathieDWood The only thing negative are your returns Aunt Cathie

[John Heldman, CFA @heldman_john]

@QuisitiveInvest It’s a metric just an incomplete one

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@TheStalwart Not astonishing to me. This stuff always blows up.

[John Heldman, CFA @heldman_john]

@lhamtil Now you’re beginning to understand the mysteries of the often wildly irrational stock market. I could ask same question of 100 other companies.

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@ParikPatelCFA Yes but your graph tells me almost nothing

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@DouthatNYT My new book actually doesn’t come out soon because unlike you and everyone else you know we don’t actually have a book coming out Mr Pretentious. But great for you I’ll look forward to buying your book soon on Amazon in the bargain section!! Ouch.

[John Heldman, CFA @heldman_john]

@RazvanIonita88 @DJIGlobal @FedorovMykhailo What’s to understand? China has no moral compass. Do you?

[John Heldman, CFA @heldman_john]

@DJIGlobal @FedorovMykhailo China to Ukraine: “we’re sorry but we can’t hear you. The sound of money and bankrupt ideology is blocking our ears”. Please try again later

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