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[helena johnson @helenaejohnson]

@clever_shark_ @jasoncrouch @NoContextHumans ok wait… super sad to find out that it’s not anymore… i’m finally in a place where i can comfortably tip 20%, and now thats considered cheap???

[helena johnson @helenaejohnson]

(2/2) Until I saw my global ‘rank’ amongst her listeners

[helena johnson @helenaejohnson]

(1/2) felt *so* good about being in top 0.05% of Lorde’s global listeners…..

[helena johnson @helenaejohnson]

@espn horrible refs and bad sportsmanship.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Tonight all these lives converge here
The mosaics of laughter and cocktails of tears
Where fraternal souls sing identical things
And it’s beautiful
It’s rapturous.
It is frightening.
———
I can’t tell you how proud I am to share this with you, an album that just feels so right. A forever thank you goes out to my mentors and friends Max and Shellback for helping me paint this self portrait.

If you thought the big show was wild, perhaps you should come and take a look behind the curtain...

The Life of a Showgirl is out now.

https://t.co/VetltwlcoJ

Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift
📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott

[helena johnson @helenaejohnson]

someone validate me and tell me i’m not the only one who thinks the wordle has been so hard recently

[helena johnson @helenaejohnson]

@8rock_ oh hi, little Bear!

[helena johnson @helenaejohnson]

@LeadingReport damn. couldn’t have even splurged on some chick fil a instead

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of before and after photos 🧵

1. Chichen Itza in 1892 and now

[helena johnson @helenaejohnson]

i didn’t know i could lose so many brain cells in the span of 20 minutes #PresidentialDebate

[helena johnson @helenaejohnson]

@BleacherReport @MLBONFOX has nobody ever watched baseball? people get hit with pitches sometimes….

[helena johnson @helenaejohnson]

@DarylUrbanski @DailyLoud bring back men that don’t look like predators😍

thanks for your unattractive opinion, daryl!

[helena johnson @helenaejohnson]

@PopBase reason 988182920010 why i adore selena… she responds to her bullies with love and kindness instead of fighting fire with fire

[helena johnson @helenaejohnson]

@8rock_ me!

[Kenny | Accent Investing @AccentInvesting]

If you use Microsoft Excel, here are some formulas and tricks that will save you hundreds of hours of work:

[Auburn Football @AuburnFootball]

I 𝗕𝗘𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗩𝗘 in Auburn and 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗜𝗧 🦅

[helena johnson @helenaejohnson]

@8rockEdits @FamilyFeud

[helena johnson @helenaejohnson]

@AuburnTigers war damn!