Helena Wilcox

“I am capable of awesome. I’m usually super reliable and conscientious and according to popular report, a little tightly wound.”

[Helena Wilcox @helenapwilcox]

@AndriaMoore2 wherever you are, I hope you know you’re my hero for taking what is essentially the stream of texts I send on a Friday and getting paid for them. I need more content like this. Please do KB2 and 3 😂

[Helena Wilcox @helenapwilcox]

@rosieposieGSTAZ @BroadAndMarket @Avi_WA They’re probably not from Philly but the areas around Philly that people wouldn’t know so they just say they’re from Philly. My family that goes to Phoenix are actually from Easton lmao

[Helena Wilcox @helenapwilcox]

@AITA_reddit The fact that you use language about respecting boundaries in the beginning so they can sound like they’re in the right is even more 🤢

[Helena Wilcox @helenapwilcox]

@fmcphaden @nelldrik @DonutInterns @AITA_reddit I actually got the vibe that the wife is not the child’s mother. Weird that OP would specify the sibling’s relationship to the kid “THEIR brother”, but the wife is “MY wife” not “their mother”

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

“Disco sucks” is the biggest lie the boomers ever told us.

[Helena Wilcox @helenapwilcox]

Is there a way to block ads from specific advertisers on @hulu? Because my Jewish ass is real tired of this Christian dating app ad.

[Helena Wilcox @helenapwilcox]

One time I texted @D_Rhudd “here” and he replied with “say less.”

I spent the entire time waiting for him to open the door wondering how I could have said it in fewer words.

[r. @xxoorita]

I’ll never forget when i commented “why u ate” under my white friends post n she thought i was calling her fat

[Helena Wilcox @helenapwilcox]

@Lillie__Sun Also slightly less exact but you could pull a sample size of your social followers and audit what other brands they follow.

[Helena Wilcox @helenapwilcox]

@Lillie__Sun I know NPD does POS data for beauty categories, they may have something!

[Helena Wilcox @helenapwilcox]

@Stairway @zongehhh @redditships Why do I love this though 😭 like you don’t have to do it it’s not homework, but if your partner misunderstood your POV it’s a great opportunity to clarify

[Helena Wilcox @helenapwilcox]

@TimFederle ok who in your HSMTMTS writers room is a psychic and put Armie Hammer, pandemic and Dear Evan Hanson jokes in season 1?

[Helena Wilcox @helenapwilcox]

@lanikailulu @jenhunstunbun @TimeIsNotGiven @AITA_reddit They were probably embarrassed they couldn’t pay for her college education. Because her finding out this way is obviously so much better lmao

[Helena Wilcox @helenapwilcox]

@disabilityharpy @ClintonDClare @Filmandwriting @redditships What you’re referring to is also called supersessionism and most Jewish people are against it because it implies the Bible somehow “completes” our religious texts.

[Helena Wilcox @helenapwilcox]

@tmariagarcia @maloonds This feels so flippant and gross considering the actual thing hes referring to 🤢

[Helena Wilcox @helenapwilcox]

@SimonJadis @redditships Me the entire time I was reading. The sympathy really kicked in at the part where she’s asking her mother with dementia for money.

[Helena Wilcox @helenapwilcox]

Was there really not a single jew on arrow set to correct the pronunciation of bashert? How do you write a character whose identity is based in their Jewishness and mess up something so basic 😭

[ACLU @ACLU]

While today’s verdict is a small win for police accountability and may help heal a grieving community, the systems that allowed George to be murdered — ripping him away from his family and the communities that loved him so much — remain fully intact.

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

It has sadly been a rare occurrence in American history for an abusive and criminal police officer to be held accountable for murdering a Black person, and I hope today’s verdict sends an important message that no one is above the law.

[Jamil Smith جميل كريم @JamilSmith]

Now, everyone call it “the murder of George Floyd.”

[Helena Wilcox @helenapwilcox]

@FakeAjebutter @shineypetal @redditships An Eagles player had to settle a lawsuit with a guy who said he seduced his wife and broke up his marriage lmao. Pretty sure that was in Nottg Carolina.