Helene Wong

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Today, 3/14, is a very special day to mathematicians because 3 + 1 = 4.

[Helene Wong @heleneeeex3]

Should I start retweeting all the #Helene content? It seems like my time is now

[Helene Wong @heleneeeex3]

I've been 30 for 365 days now. Will all the flirting and the thriving disappear at the stroke of midnight?

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Cool story bro. Tell it again. It made me happy. I love you.

[Helene Wong @heleneeeex3]

And in case any of you were wondering, an mmmbop seems to be a unit of measurement for time

[Helene Wong @heleneeeex3]

Reading the lyrics to MMMBop rn and I really just did not expect all this

[Helene Wong @heleneeeex3]

Easter sale candy day is my favorite day 🥰

[Helene Wong @heleneeeex3]

Another day without having to face my problems head on yahoo

[Helene Wong @heleneeeex3]

@EddReldisnie I just burst out laughing I love Milhouse sm

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Helene Wong @heleneeeex3]

@EddReldisnie And their keyboards clacking loud af when they text in the middle of meetings toooo boomers legit just like can’t hear anything I swear

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

well dye my hair blue and call me Marge Simpson cause i love you homie

[Helene Wong @heleneeeex3]

*sips electrolytes*

[lb @CatLadyInside]

I'm sorry world, but this is my new response to any and all requests #bachelorinparadise

[Helene Wong @heleneeeex3]

My arm is so fucked up from my booster I’m just gonna have to live in this bra for the next couple days

[Helene Wong @heleneeeex3]

Ok but what if I solved all of my problems with karate

[Helene Wong @heleneeeex3]

Both a blessing but probably more of a curse that I have the capability of falling asleep legitimately anywhere

[Helene Wong @heleneeeex3]

Dude working from home is the biggest privilege of all time like I couldn’t even dream of processing my emotions privately without having to take a full sick day at my last job

[Helene Wong @heleneeeex3]

Ugh I've never wanted anything more

[Rachel Recchia @pilot__rachel]

💖 hot girls cry 💖