Helen Hancock

Mutton dressed as lamb...Queen of procrastination...It'll always be Eric...#mufc...follows and unfollows back, I'm kind like that

[Helen Hancock @helenhancock]

After working remotely for the last 4 months I start in a new department today, which means being in office every day. It certainly felt strange getting properly dressed this morning #nomorejoggers

[Helen Hancock @helenhancock]

Winning at life today. My 6 pack of Frisps contains 8 packs 🎉😊

[Helen Hancock @helenhancock]

@UKGamerT NEVER!!!

[Helen Hancock @helenhancock]

Oh my word, I have had my ears professionally cleaned, the difference is incredible #icanhearapindrop

[Helen Hancock @helenhancock]

Couldn’t find my house/car keys, I’d only left them in the door ALL NIGHT. I think I should put the lottery on tonight, considering how lucky I actually am 😮‍💨

[Helen Hancock @helenhancock]

Somewhat expected but still annoying: after one claim on house insurance in 12 years, our new quote for next year has almost doubled. I don’t think so. Thank god for #moneysupermarket I now have a better deal than last year

[Helen Hancock @helenhancock]

Sadly, I couldn’t think of 3 people who would answer a video call. 2 at a push! #SaturdayNightTakeaway

[Helen Hancock @helenhancock]

Living in Newcastle, having had to listen and see the Geordies going on and on all week, it was great to skip into work this morning. They really do think they’re something else #ManchesterUnited #CarabaoCup

[Helen Hancock @helenhancock]

Piper is 9 today! My best girl, who always looks sick of her life 😂 #goldenretriever #retrievers #retrieversofinstagram https://t.co/FWKDZvFFkI

[Helen Hancock @helenhancock]

Irish lottery win, Mo’s numbers but still feels good

[Helen Hancock @helenhancock]

New Year’s Eve, in bed by 10. Thanks to my Bluetooth eye mask I didn’t even hear the fireworks or ships horns at midnight. Happy New Year 🥳

[Helen Hancock @helenhancock]

Christmas Day 2022, a lovely day, made all the more special by the star of the show, Lena 🌟💖 #merrychristmas #family #memories💕 https://t.co/yMq9GrQq2r

[Helen Hancock @helenhancock]

Can’t believe the sad news. RIP Terry 😢 #thespecials

[Helen Hancock @helenhancock]

Thanks for the birthday wishes. A meal out last night and precious time with the best girl in the world today = a perfect birthday 🎂🥳 #happybirthdaytome #granddaughter https://t.co/A64ARfj9f7

[Helen Hancock @helenhancock]

All these years later and we still love our #westlife nights. A less extravagant show than previous ones, but still a great night! #westlifememories #westlifemusic https://t.co/Y7FsfwnveR

[Helen Hancock @helenhancock]

My 2022 #festivebake obsession was due to start today, however they were not warm enough for my liking. So I’m in a little huff, with a corned beef paste instead #greggs

[Helen Hancock @helenhancock]

When there’s so much dog shit on the field that you’re praying the one you pick up is warm and therefore your own dog’s. I can’t think of anything worse than picking up a strange dog shit😷

[Helen Hancock @helenhancock]

Such sad news, I loved the Queen. May she rest in peace

[Helen Hancock @helenhancock]

Together for 32 years, married 25 years today. Happy Anniversary to my soulmate who also drives me mad on a daily basis #silveranniversary #wevecomealongway https://t.co/UG1mZCrNAC