melon

it's a doggy dog world

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

after nearly six months of my check engine light being on I’m happy to announce that it just went off by itself. problem solved!

[Jeff Craven @jeffbcraven]

It has taken me 13 years to get 300 followers on Twitter. Here's how I did it 🧵

[melon @helensmorse]

the algorithm putting in overtime

[melon @helensmorse]

when the @spotify discover weekly playlist really hits

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Van Jones was emotional talking about Joe Biden becoming the next President of the United States

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Ok so don’t get mad at me if this is you I am genuinely asking...... what about Disney World/Land.... is so appealing to grown adults that they’re emotional they haven’t been in like a year

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

me the next morning thinking about a not-even-weird thing i said when i was two wines in with close friends who have cherished me for years

[Isaac @WorldofIsaac]

real tears at this tiktok 😂😭

[RossCreations @CreationsRoss]

Filling my PC with Beans and Hiring a Repairman to Fix it

[bijan @bijanstephen]

ok baby names dot com go off

[Mark D. McCoy @m_d_mccoy]

George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

guy you started dating 4 days before the quarantine

[helen @helen]

helen

[Kelsey Street @kels_1124]

No idea where my son learned an ostrich stuck his head in the ground, but he decided to demonstrate that for us in the corn pit when we went to CM Farms! 😂

[melon @helensmorse]

@hannahemorse Fake news

[melon @helensmorse]

@justin_tustin lots of visual detail here

[melon @helensmorse]

@justin_tustin This is a great start! I need more of this content

[melon @helensmorse]

@hannahemorse oh my