Helen

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

[john hoang @thejohnhoang]

my dad at 3 am driving us to a flight that leaves at 8

[XYZ ANON @ogug8]

Apparently Michael Jackson isn't dead he's a wrestler in Brazil

[Chase @chaselyons]

when you’re at a party and you get a Canvas alert that your exam has been graded

[KHOU 11 News Houston @KHOU]

#BREAKING: Large blast, rattling windows felt across Houston area https://t.co/p8YZW7ko2J #KHOU

[Helen @helenthefroc]

FYI my Houston friends. It was enough to wake me up.
https://t.co/Z8ivEl1Pay

[Helen @helenthefroc]

@bmbmbm4 @DEEBOfitness Hey, y'all. I'm in City Centre and my whole building shook too. Scares me if @DEEBOfitness is that far and felt it too

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

The Bachelor really needs a more diverse selection of contestants. Why is it always attractive girls? Start throwing some 2’s and 3’s into the mix. I wanna see that asshole on a hot-air balloon date with a chick who doesn’t have any teeth

[Helen @helenthefroc]

So disappointed in a company I had brand loyalty to

[Helen @helenthefroc]

@Forever21 I've happily shopped here for 10+ years. Tried ordering online for the 1st time today and now having the WORST customer service experience. Trying to cancel my order within the 1 hr window and the live chat cancels when I'm next in the queue and no hotline call back.

[Helen @helenthefroc]

@GucciMish fk ya 🔥

[Helen @helenthefroc]

Secret Obsession is the longest and weirdest Allstate Commercial

[Helen @helenthefroc]

@stephanie1O1

[Helen @helenthefroc]

M

[Helen @helenthefroc]

@AliseChyanne @Javiermtz

[Helen @helenthefroc]

@yvxsara @que__rico He's a man now, Sara, a big city man. He can handle it

[Helen @helenthefroc]

@que__rico What's wrong with Houston

[GS @SonziGuitarist]

Girls will go on holiday once, take a picture like this & upload it to Snapchat every week with the caption “take me back”

[nez @disruptharmony]

me: *has a dumb thought*
me:

[☁️ @milktw0rld]

tedtalks but does tedlisten :-(