@omgkawaiiburgue@distrustlover uma x trainer is literally just child rape fantasies. most umas are meant to look like teenagers, the trainers are all adults, and they're students while the trainers are close to being their teachers, it's just weird to ship that because it's based on a power imbalance
ruby: helios-san miracle-kun is dying! nothing is daijoubu!
helios: n-n-nyaaa?! ojousama? yelled at meee?! o//o I NEED TO GO TO TAPUHELI DORM AND JERK IT..