Connor McCloskey

Author, game developer, ne'er-do-well. That guy that did that thing that time. Remember that?

[Connor McCloskey @HeliusCarthaxis]

So, I heard you like fantasy stories starring authentic female protagonists, robots, and journeys into the unknown. I have just the thing for you! #fantasy

https://t.co/T8wQiSWLGe

[Sorry, Dad @apologycat]

Sorry, Dad, I don't mean to meow at you so much. I just want a snack.

#Cat

[C. Robert Cargill @Massawyrm]

Anthony Bourdain was an ex-drug addict working in a kitchen when he published his first article at the age of 43. He published his first book at 44. Today the world is reeling at his loss. You are never done until you say so. It's never too late to become one of the greats. WRITE

[It's Just Hieu @WTH153]

Keyleth, voice of the tempest, leader and protector of the ashari, guardian of the prime material plane, savior of exandria, she who passed through fire, member of Vox Machina and also, Kiki
#criticalrole #criticalrolefanart

[Sorry, Dad @apologycat]

Sorry, Dad, I know it's your chair, but...but...*yawn*...

[Timur Doumler @timur_audio]

Initialization in Modern C++.

[Sorry, Dad @apologycat]

Please, Dad, I'm begging you, can we go outside today?

[Chris Taylor 🖋️ @FutureBoy]

WHAT TO DO IF YOU DON'T LIKE A MOVIE
✅Shrug
✅Take a walk
✅Watch something else
✅Write a Medium post or whatever

DON'T:
❌Make death threats
❌Assume everyone feels the same
❌Hurl abuse at people who did like it
❌Whine about boycotting other films

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

Stupid/poor decisions made by characters in stories are fine. Better than fine, they’re good for the conflict so long as they’re emotionally informed and have an impact on the character.

[Mallory Littleton @malmakesgames]

When you type something wrong and Word doesn't underline it and you start to wonder what else it's lied to you about...

[Sorry, Dad @apologycat]

Sorry, Dad, I'm busy looking epic as fuck.

[Connor McCloskey @HeliusCarthaxis]

What I should be doing: job applications or working on personal projects.

What I'm actually doing: re-arranging my desk for the nth time.

[Sorry, Dad @apologycat]

Sorry, Dad, it's hard to get up on #Monday morning...

[Sorry, Dad @apologycat]

Sorry, Dad, can't pose for photos right now. It's nap time...

[Sorry, Dad @apologycat]

Are you taking pictures of me again, Dad?

[Connor McCloskey @HeliusCarthaxis]

My life is currently measured in intervals of sneezing #allergies

[Brittany Evans 🍩 ~ updates @ByBrittanyEvans]

I am:

🔘 the poison
🔘 the poison for kuzco
🔘the poison chosen specially to kill kuzco
🔘kuzco’s poison

[Sorry, Dad @apologycat]

Sorry, Dad, I know you're trying to watch TV, but I really need to be pet right now. #HappyCaturday

[Sorry, Dad @apologycat]

Sorry, Dad, I fell asleep on the stairs again. Can you carry me to my bed?

[Sorry, Dad @apologycat]

Sorry, Dad, I couldn't sleep. Can I sleep in here?