Tomahawk, NYC communist (remote)

all tweets the official views of Tomahawk Hammers, LLC (he/him)

[Tomahawk, NYC communist (remote) @hell_train64]

Is your child texting about the Notre Dame head coaching position?

IDK: I detest Kelly
LOL: leaving Our Lady(‘s university)
FWIW: Freeman will inspire wins
LMAO: Louisiana making attractive offer
BRB: Brian, rat bastard
WTF: what the fuck

[Tomahawk, NYC communist (remote) @hell_train64]

@milkyspoltore She low key got coworker face

[Tomahawk, NYC communist (remote) @hell_train64]

Funniest part about this is the UT fan base acting like WINNING against Ohio State wasn’t possible

[Barstool Longhorn @UTBarstool]

Get ready for this nationwide… Unless the committee does the right thing tonight

[Tomahawk, NYC communist (remote) @hell_train64]

The glove did not fit

[Paul Finebaum @finebaum]

What's the nicest thing you can say about your arch rival?

[Tomahawk, NYC communist (remote) @hell_train64]

@milkyspoltore Run over the item-encumbered pedestrians 2025 get it trending

[Tomahawk, NYC communist (remote) @hell_train64]

@milkyspoltore The Deft Encumberer has logged on

[milky @milkyspoltore]

Every time I see an app or service talk about making an experience ‘frictionless’ I’m immediately out I honestly think we all need a lot more friction in our lives

[Tomahawk, NYC communist (remote) @hell_train64]

You can tell when someone is riding their bike with no handlebars performatively

[Tomahawk, NYC communist (remote) @hell_train64]

@milkyspoltore Caront

[Reductress @Reductress]

Establishment Democrats Just Not Sure if Mamdani Went About Decisive, Crushing Victory the Right Way: https://t.co/75zgHkHmgk

[Tomahawk, NYC communist (remote) @hell_train64]

@milkyspoltore And I’m always saying this

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

[Tomahawk, NYC communist (remote) @hell_train64]

@milkyspoltore That’s a real man!

[milky @milkyspoltore]

jd vance prepare to get MARKed

[Tomahawk, NYC communist (remote) @hell_train64]

@milkyspoltore Yes!!

[Tomahawk, NYC communist (remote) @hell_train64]

Since we’re all just calling it whatever we want now ✊

[Tomahawk, NYC communist (remote) @hell_train64]

I’m not sure exactly how they did it but thank you to the good people of Tubi for stopping the Chieves devil magic

[Soraya Sebghati @SorayaSpaghetti]

This 11 year old is smarter than a lot of you btw