ahead of pride month Trump’s administration put a ban on embassy’s flying pride flags.
so as of today, I am now the owner of Hell, Michigan. I bought the whole town.
And my first act as owner, I have renamed my town to Gay Hell, MI.
The only flags allowed to fly are pride.
I literally have to eat spaghetti for every meal or a group of bears that are dressed like 1950s greasers will break into my home and beat me with baseball bats and brass knuckles