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Hella Basa Gang🇵🇭🇵🇭💦💦

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“Do u speak Tagalog?”
Me: “Yea”
“So I went to the cashier right and they said I couldn’t use my card so it was so nakakapagpabagabag so I called my Kuya and—
Me: “bruh wait a minute wait a minute”

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Me when someone ask what’s “ulam” in English

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When u find out chocolate meat ain’t chocolate

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Fun Fact #5: English is widely spoken.

It’s easy for tourist to get around Philippines since most Filipinos understand English and known to learn English fast in school.

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Fun Fact #4: Christmas is the longest holiday in the Philippines.

Holiday Season starts in September with shopping malls already playing holiday songs and homes with Christmas decors

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Fun Fact #2: Filipinos love to eat.

Breakfast, Lunch, MERIENDA(afternoon snack), Dinner

..and don’t be surprised when you see Filipinos eating rice in every meal. Just don’t.

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Fun Fact: Filipinos love Basketball.

The professional league is known as the Philippine Basketball Association (PBA), which is also the second oldest in the world just after the NBA.

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That jeepney is hella basa

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We all have that one Tito that changes his favorite NBA Team every year depending who winning

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Filipinos humor is top tier

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This is what ppl in the mall imagine when they see me measuring pants with my neck

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Tax returns: $7,472

Me at Food4Less: imma get 18 pack of eggs just incase

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Tax returns: $7,341

Turned on the lights in my car while driving to see if anyone will arrest me

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Tax returns: $7,735

Me at the dealership: How much is it to upgrade to Type R?

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Tax returns: $7,562

Me on Family groupchat: You guys can have the land in the Philippines

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Tax returns: $7,435

Me at Jollibee: Yea ok I’ll get the peach mango pie for extra $2.84

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Tax returns: $7,463

Me at 99 Ranch: Give me 5 live Tilapias

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Don’t forget to look back where u came from

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When ur happy u get a FB msg from a cousin u haven’t seen in 10yrs. But they only wna borrow money🥺🥺

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Public announcement 📢 When a kid offers to help clean and a parent says no. Don’t go shouting no one ever helps me around the house or walang tumutulong sa bahay maglinis