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when i'm not trying hard i'm crying hard ✨co-host @ourimmortal_pod

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i'm on the human centipede diet: all i eat is ass

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the unparalleled horror of watching someone’s instagram story seconds after it was posted

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

bro put on galileo by the indigo girls

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@loyweissman I fully forgot that you fell asleep to family guy when I was there and now I’m questioning our friendship all over

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@moss__piglet I wish my arms had this definition!!! those biceps!

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just a wee reminder to subscribe to my substack so you can have unfettered access to my thoughts!

[two stacked lasagnas @loyweissman]

on "being" "ready" to "date" (and why i'm not.) https://t.co/X2Z5reLGU0

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i’m telling Kim brodkin about what you said about me

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whenever i tell another weightlifter that i’m vegan they always say some shit like “yeah man, I used to be vegan too, make sure to watch your protein,” and then crack a raw egg into their mouth and dive into a tub of cottage cheese

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@emmaroowho i’m calling 911

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@emmaroowho Fuck that movie tho tbh

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@razrscooter Omg u forgot I gave you that tattoo

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@_celia_bedelia_ hi, not a transphobe here, i also have endo and had to have an ovary removed because of a fibroid tumor. i found that nuvaring exacerbated to the point that I was incapable of sex. I know you’re not asking for advice but I wanted to share as another chronic pain haver

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@loyweissman flannel

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what doesn’t kill you makes you wish it had

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i’m saying this to you as a friend. never, ever, ever let anyone serve you a cocktail in a copper mug. you deserve better.

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i had a couple glasses of wine and opened up a Roth IRA, which i’m pretty sure is the plot of wolf of wall street

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i miss being young, when i didn’t give a passing thought as to whether my tights were control top or not.

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@emmaroowho this is worse than climate denial

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sorry but if my billionaire stepdad were lost at sea i too would go see blink 182 and carry on being horny? he’s not even my real dad