Hannah Gardner

frickin’ bats

[Hannah Gardner @hellacoolhan]

The word of the day is still shambles.

[Hannah Gardner @hellacoolhan]

@chrissyteigen 3rd year teacher, 1st teaching K-5 ART!! Trying to send out art kits + diversify and add to my art library for read out louds! 🎉🎨🌈📚💕https://t.co/S7qRX4imjm

[Hannah Gardner @hellacoolhan]

Thank god Tyra Banks taught us about smizing #wear #a #mask

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I am once again asking you to wear a mask.

[Hannah Gardner @hellacoolhan]

@genevalark8 Congrats Geneva!!! Go you!!

[Hannah Gardner @hellacoolhan]

ClassPass believes more in me than I do myself and that’s the energy I need in 2020

[Hannah Gardner @hellacoolhan]

Today I had to watch one of my first graders kill a cockroach with his bare hands so no, I do not want to be a teacher anymore.

[Hannah Gardner @hellacoolhan]

My artistic process is 2-3 glasses of red wine

[Hannah Gardner @hellacoolhan]

I like Trader Joe’s because I can buy more plants than groceries and no one bats an eye

[Hannah Gardner @hellacoolhan]

Had a panic attack because I lost my anxiety meds and that cycle describes 2020 perfectly so far

[Hannah Gardner @hellacoolhan]

@ayitsbails Come anytime!!

[Hannah Gardner @hellacoolhan]

I’m now a girl who rents her own apartment that has a claw foot tub and goes for runs in a cute neighborhood and sips wine while she listens to a podcast and cooks dinner!! Is this my glow up, is it finally happening !?

[Hannah Gardner @hellacoolhan]

@ayitsbails Ily a mily

[Hannah Gardner @hellacoolhan]

I know I’ve asked this question before, but a pet hedgehog?

[Hannah Gardner @hellacoolhan]

She should:

[Hannah Gardner @hellacoolhan]

In the past week Ms. Gardner has had:

[Hannah Gardner @hellacoolhan]

Questions of the day, first grade edition:

What are mashed potatoes made of?

Why did God make us out of sand?

Why do we have to keep our shirts on?

Why you look like a crackhead chicken nugget today? (Aimed at another student, not me)

[Hannah Gardner @hellacoolhan]

Who run the world?

People who meal prep.