hella fitzgerald

he/they. 🎻

[hella fitzgerald @hellagoodman]

If you lie about something and get caught just say it was headcanon

[alpha @omarsbigsister]

OHHHH BUT WHEN *I* SAY IT IM THE CRAZY ONE, HUH

I LITERALLY SAID THAT IF YOU WANT INTERNET FREEDOM FOR SPEECH, YOU NEED TO DEFEND PORN

NOW LOOK

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

straight people often say LGBT education isn't age appropriate but will ask toddlers who their crush is

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

Any time I see the phrase “enfant terrible” I always mentally translate it as “terrible baby”

[Ola Ojewumi @Olas_Truth]

Dr. Oz is nothing short of evil and is ruining lives.

I was in chemo and overheard a patient talking about how she couldn't afford to come in for treatment. It's because Medicare cut the mileage from 75 to a 25 miles radius for rides to medical facilities.

This will kill ppl!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Honestly, i don't understand this economy when nursing homes are so expensive they bankrupt our grandparents but nursing home aides need to use food banks.

daycare is so expensive it eats up one parent's entire paycheck and yet daycare providers only make $10/hr and need second jobs.

college costs hundreds of thousands of dollars and puts students into debt for life and yet we have thousands of professors living in their cars.

everything we need is astronomically expensive and yet almost none of the money we pay is going towards the people actually doing the work and providing the services.

[Angela Serratore @monodialogue]

And yes I am also still thinking about the guy on Jeopardy! last night who buzzed into a question about what news service first announced the death of Abraham Lincoln with “what is the Huffington Post?”

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

The same people who said masks were "literally 1984" think this is fine.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If Democrats were rigging elections, that orange pedophile wouldn’t be president right now. Be fucking for real.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Data centers get a full pass but we can't have wind or solar power because of how it RUINS THE LANDSCAPE

[♡︎Ayden♡︎ #TeamJasmineJoey @usuallyhatedd]

THEY GOT CRYSTAL METHYD😭😭

[Rumper 💜 @PurpleHeartMan]

This is actually insane

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Has a gay person ever knocked on your door to convert you? Because Christians do it all the fucking time you hypocritical dipshit

[Kas (Seddera Side) @sedderaside]

can you show us the hall of fame please @RuPaulsDragRace

[hella fitzgerald @hellagoodman]

SILKYYY YAAAASSSSSS

[hella fitzgerald @hellagoodman]

Is Gena Gerson serving Onya Nurve’s opulence lewk realness?

[jezz @JezziiB]

Tired: Humans are killing the planet

Wired: literally like 90 specific billionaires and CEOs are killing the planet and we literally know their names

[peepeepoopoo @DeepDishEnjoyer]

lmao
>irrevocably fucks up the us political system
>leaves

[miia @miiagarro]

men will say "well at least i'm not selling my body" and then join the military