hellahexi

Dungeon rat, torch bearer, and occasional hireling.

Running the eponymous //hellahexi//, putting the 'D' back in 'D&D.'

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Curses hit different. Ain't like some wizard spent forty sleepless nights weaving shitty magic so your knife goes sideways when you try to stab someone.

You're dealing with someone else's tragedy gouged into the thing you just "looted."

https://t.co/5CBijJqsPm
#DnD #ttrpg #OSR

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mountain ghosts

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river ghosts

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desert ghosts

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swamp ghosts

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@NecroG_ames thank you, autocorrect, for ruining hella's reply

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@NecroG_ames checks out. who looks at the map and guess 'huh, hahaha. sounds lovely.'

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@pjamesstuart my quest for semi regular Chaos Goblins is not leaving me nearly as much time to think about employment as I think I really should have

we are not the same

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"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye." -- Vecna

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all swamp ghosts all the time

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the centaur posting will continue until morale improves

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are there any substantial plains/savannas/steppes in your setting?

are there centaurs?

tell me again why centaur archers haven't conquered the entire thing?
#ttrpg #DnD

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the soft-handed wizard who wants to get out from behind his desk and get to honest work

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magic missile doesn't exist

every known copy destroyed

every known user liquidated

why would any sovereign who ever wants to go out in public let this exist

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@YoDanno this is why we can't have nice things

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@JagvarGames seems like a terrible way to stay concealed

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@roguecaliber 0% terrible 100% incredible all tiger

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hobgoblins are the consistency of little minds

(also, want more hobgob content)

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yes, hella knows that he disappears for months or years at a time. always come back though.

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liches aren't about magic, they're about the rule against perpetuities

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are they just hard-ass killers living off of meat? is that what we have to go with?