Prize winner Amelia wanted us to point out that her teardrop tattoo is not because she murdered anyone.
She accidentally killed a pedestrian once after falling asleep at the wheel and got the tattoo to honor their memory.
Do you ever get embarrassed when you change into the gown in the doctor’s office and realize you haven’t shaved your legs in months and the doctor will see or do you shave during winter
Hedge funds are complaining about losing billions on GameStop, which means it’s a good time to invest in whatever company makes the world’s tiniest violins.