Elizabeth B-Z🖕🏻💄

she/her | what was I supposed to do? turn down an invitation to the devil's sacrament? | grad school drop out

[Elizabeth B-Z🖕🏻💄 @hellahydrangea]

women be ruminating

[Elizabeth B-Z🖕🏻💄 @hellahydrangea]

@bdjansenphd I use the sinking test- drop an egg in water if it sinks to the bottom it's fine, if it floats toss em

[Christopher W. Jones @cwjones89]

To be clear, universities are doing this because they think it will enable professors to get 2x as many grants and teach 4x as many students for the same pay.

[travis tuthill @capstrav1s]

Kuzy LMAOOOOO??????

[Elizabeth B-Z🖕🏻💄 @hellahydrangea]

@wrtdct when are you going to post the summer bus schedules for the 674/huskygo routes?

[Elizabeth B-Z🖕🏻💄 @hellahydrangea]

Stop this is literally my little black (former) kitten's exact name/explanation

[melissa 🥯 @melroseee]

mainstream press loves to act like fandom doing queer readings of media/art is something brand new… have any of you people ever read a single academic paper in your lives?? some of you guys need to log in to JSTOR expeditiously…

[Elizabeth B-Z🖕🏻💄 @hellahydrangea]

@notlayingroses I think this is the same company I got my "therapy is not enough I need to start biting people" sticker from lol

[Elizabeth B-Z🖕🏻💄 @hellahydrangea]

Literally what's the point of having the bus schedule or the tracker when I wind up 30+ mins late to something once a week despite double checking both

[Windham Region Transit District @wrtdct]

#HUSKYGO RIDERALERT 674D DELAYED START - DELAYED START - RUNNING APPROX- 35-40 LATE SORRY FOR THE INCONVIENENCE

[Elizabeth B-Z🖕🏻💄 @hellahydrangea]

@wrtdct are you going to post anything about the 674D bus running 20+ minutes late again?

[Elizabeth B-Z🖕🏻💄 @hellahydrangea]

@wrtdct surely it's occurred to you that people who aren't UConn students use the 674 bus route for things like getting to work?

[Elizabeth B-Z🖕🏻💄 @hellahydrangea]

@notlayingroses No literally same and then I remembered it was an away game

[Elizabeth B-Z🖕🏻💄 @hellahydrangea]

@UConn salt the sidewalks pls

[siscon leto ii atreides @gaycrmcmccarthy]

Before you guys discovered François Arnaud from the gay hockey show I was there for him when he was in the incest show

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Imagine caring that random women are reading 100 romance novels in a year. So they read smutty stuff, who cares??? You guys make a fuss over this shit every year now. Find something else to get bent out of shape over.

[mar @dearbubble7]

9 years of hollanov in less than a minute: thanks to the excellent production, direction, and acting, you can appreciate all of their story, love, and emotions so perfectly<3 (second season isn't coming fast enough😭)

#HeatedRivalry #HeatedRivalryEp6

[ؘ @ummrys]

i just said "i can't believe we did this" when credits started rolling like i had any involvement in the creation of this show

[Elizabeth B-Z🖕🏻💄 @hellahydrangea]

texting the gc about the heated rivalry finale like we’re going to war