Becky Cooke Parody

Call me 2pack cooke #bitchassswag

[Becky Cooke Parody @hellatight567]

My 3 essentials: my phone, tampons, and lactaid

[Becky Cooke Parody @hellatight567]

I left my virginity in vietnam...

[Becky Cooke Parody @hellatight567]

My sister is so nice and gracious to me but I'm just a whore bitch who never appreciates her and calls her "basic" for having emotions

[Becky Cooke Parody @hellatight567]

It was a great time; I started water twerking

[Becky Cooke Parody @hellatight567]

"the ball might not have dropped yet, but mine have"

[Becky Cooke Parody @hellatight567]

I don't wear undies

[Becky Cooke Parody @hellatight567]

She probably tried to teach him latin... Which is basically sexual abuse

[Brianna Welch @briannawelch16]

Can't believe Gail won best car😂

[Becky Cooke Parody @hellatight567]

How big is my dick

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Am I awesome

[Becky Cooke Parody @hellatight567]

What are you doing for character day?
"The boy from the boy in the striped pajamas"

[Becky Cooke Parody @hellatight567]

Hit up my favorite sister's spaulding game tomorrow (support gvs plz n thanks)

[Becky Cooke Parody @hellatight567]

"Whose ur favorite celebrity?"
"It's a toss up between Michael Vick and Caitlyn Jenner"

[Becky Cooke Parody @hellatight567]

I didn't get lost, I just found the wrong way to get to Vermont - Thomas Edison

[Becky Cooke Parody @hellatight567]

Do you have Parkinson's? Bc I wanna park in your sin zone

[Becky Cooke Parody @hellatight567]

"These two girls tryna steal our men"
One seconds later: the two girls walk bye

[Becky Cooke Parody @hellatight567]

Twitter is for a bunch of swank ass whores who complain (aka gail)

[Becky Cooke Parody @hellatight567]

about to drop the next hottest mixtape #notplaying #dopebeats

[Becky Cooke Parody @hellatight567]

For every line I recite during poetry out loud I'm taking off an article of clothing😏

[Becky Cooke Parody @hellatight567]

I called her a bitch on the first day of school because she didn't hole punch my paper