drew barrymore but from scream

Dunkin on nerds since '98

[drew barrymore but from scream @hellavanela]

My dream date: we kiss in the lamp aisle at Home Depot

[Ash @newashcamp]

I would probably chew 5 Gum if there was even a single fucking way to know what it might be like first

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

the veil is so thick in my apartment. cant see the leyline for shit. everything exactly as it seems. not questioning my surroundings at all. fuckin rules

[Club Giamatti 💫 @creamcheeselady]

my close, personal friend, the nation of Puerto Rico

[ً @cryst6ls]

my opps nonbinary the way they think they them

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Drinking wokenogg and eating genderbread them

[Kyle @KYLEWILDFERN]

I lost a younghoe too, that’s the kicker

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

baking is sort of a high-risk high-reward hobby for me bc if i make something yummy, then my existence isn’t a total waste & i do offer the world good things. but if i make something icky, i should probably Die

[zph ♡ @dudeidonotknow]

"get a job" nooopeee playing on da swing

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick, “I’m about to throw a brick at you”

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

The only “hot honey” I want to talk about is my freakin wife!

[abcdent @abcdentminded]

Insanely lucky break that animals like to be pet. Really not much you could do with most of them otherwise. But I've got hands and you like to have the top of your head touched, looks like we're in business

[KYFA @awwhalenawl]

State your side

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

[rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆🇵🇸 @rinnystarr]

cars these days have too many gadgets. tried to reverse and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car

[Frank? @sunk__costs]

If that’s your girl then why do I love her?

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Don’t care also I saw a ghost in your bathroom

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

going back to school after graduating college 5 years ago