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[Rollo Tomasi @DrunkUncTony]

The Progressive "becoming your parents" commercials really shooting 100% from the field 😂

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

"santa isn't real" ok, I literally saw him at the mall

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

The feminism leaving my body when it’s time to take out the trash

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

It’s how he rose back up that’s taking me tf out 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[☺︎︎𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗻☺︎︎ @hellaxbellaa]

getting new kitchen tools hit the dopamine nice.. immersion blender??? a new stock pot???? a bread loaf pan??? soup season about to go crazyyy🤠

[Sok-It @javasok]

The 3 guarantees in life:

-death
-taxes
-Your Dunkin’ order will taste different every time you order it

[Terry Boo @IIamameeve]

me in the presence of nerds gummy clusters

[☺︎︎𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗻☺︎︎ @hellaxbellaa]

house remodels ain’t for the weak… overstimulation from the constant mess is STRESSINGGGG

[megan @MeganAnnD]

4th of july is cancelled this year due to a shortage of independence.

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

women who have ectopic pregnancies, miscarriages, stillbirths, chemical pregnancies, neonatal pregnancies, or any other life-threatening pregnancy are going to suffer because of a man’s opinion.

[☺︎︎𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗻☺︎︎ @hellaxbellaa]

as I see it, if you’re happy w the overturn, you’re ignorant. fuck your “morals”..

[logan ⭐️ @logannschieberr]

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.

[☺︎︎𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗻☺︎︎ @hellaxbellaa]

we’re all fucking tired. 200+ school shootings this year? and they’re silent? pro life doesn’t mean shit if kids still lose their lives going to school, if people are trying to buy groceries, pray, see a concert, it doesn’t stop.. when will it ever be enough to fucking change??

[⋆ @loversquarrelI]

ahead of her time

[☺︎︎𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗻☺︎︎ @hellaxbellaa]

it’s so funny the way I love my job more knowing I’m leaving next week🤠

[Ex Manic Pixie Dream Girl 🧚🏾 @o_keilani]

If anyone should be drafted into war it’s these overpaid police departments who already have military equipment …