Melissa 🦇🖤

Alter ego of Selina Kyle and Kate Kane - Equally terrified of E.T. and Kale

[Melissa 🦇🖤 @hellaxmella]

I’m gonna need @theestallion to do a collab with Swiss Miss and call it Thot Chocolate. #thotchocolate #callme

[Melissa 🦇🖤 @hellaxmella]

Hey @hulu - when do we get a playlist of all the Thanksgiving episodes of @BobsBurgersFOX?

[Melissa 🦇🖤 @hellaxmella]

And we got the ass-end of the fries. SMH 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Melissa 🦇🖤 @hellaxmella]

Just got home from @CarlsJr and not only did they forget our fried zucchini, but they also forgot to include the CHICKEN on my CHICKEN sandwich 🤦🏻‍♀️ #FAIL

[Melissa 🦇���� @hellaxmella]

@CarlsJr

[Melissa 🦇🖤 @hellaxmella]

While we’re all about the remakes, can someone revisit @TheSims online?

[Melissa 🦇🖤 @hellaxmella]

There are 6(!) teens at my morning Starbucks. They each ordered a venti Frappuccino. RIP me. #thereshouldbealimitonhowmanyteenagersareallowedinastarbucks

[Melissa 🦇🖤 @hellaxmella]

Hey @Apple - when are we getting an emoji for that thing a chef does when they kiss their hand? 😙👍✨

[Melissa 🦇🖤 @hellaxmella]

Please, please, PLEASE fully test new features before implementing. Just had an absolute disaster with the @DelTaco app and @DoorDash delivery 🙄 #deltaco #doordash #wtf

[Melissa 🦇🖤 @hellaxmella]

If I send you a random meme via AirDrop, that’s me trying to be your friend.

#adulting

[Melissa 🦇🖤 @hellaxmella]

@yachtrockradio 😂😂😂 #yachtrockforlife

[Melissa 🦇🖤 @hellaxmella]

Today I discovered that Yacht Rock exists. #yachtrock

[Melissa 🦇🖤 @hellaxmella]

We’re better than this. #BigotBruce - you can’t sit with us. https://t.co/5G0WkLEZ8g

[Kristen Yoder @soiltotheoil]

FYI, #sexism and #genderdiscrimination is alive and well in the cannabis industry. We all know about #bbqbecky and #permitpatty, let me introduce you to #bigotbruce Let's make him go #viral! #metoo

[Melissa 🦇🖤 @hellaxmella]

Jess: “I just wanna go on Twitter where I can hang out with people that have dank memes like me!”

#shitmykidsays #dankmemes #memelordintraining

cc @_zoiestar_ @bmcdev @LemonKiwi_

[Melissa 🦇🖤 @hellaxmella]

Gianna at the Jungle Cruise totally made our morning 😂 Best puns ever!

cc @Disneyland

[Melissa 🦇🖤 @hellaxmella]

Trent makes everything better.
cc @_zoiestar_ & @nineinchnails

[Melissa 🦇🖤 @hellaxmella]

I love my wife.
I love my wife.
I love my wife.

...most days

[Melissa 🦇🖤 @hellaxmella]

4:22 blaze it
cc @jennytalia

[Melissa 🦇🖤 @hellaxmella]

Friendly Reminder:
PRIDE month isn’t about kinks - it’s about being proud of your sexual orientation or gender identity despite being ostracized and marginalized for decades.
#pride #pridemonth #lgbtqia

[Melissa 🦇🖤 @hellaxmella]

😂😂😂 https://t.co/idipdPFLLX