Helen Rose Candle

Stay at home milf

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@jzux And enjoys going on top of coffee tables

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Only in the Appleton airport will you see people hanging out and walking between gates with open beers like we are tailgating for the flight

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@EricVela29 @BrandonLuuMD Yahhh fam, fill my Stanley please

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@EricVela29 Bro, if you’re serious about making an entire hockey team this will continue to be every night for the next 10 years lol

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@EricVela29 “I don’t wanna get parallel park”

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@EricVela29 Bro, sleep on the couch

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I was going to tweet about how hot it is that my husband takes our baby trick or treating to look at the decorations but then he stole my flags in Mario party

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@EricVela29 @tacobell Low key thought we should hand out potatoes for fun

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@EricVela29 Hunny, you look like a creep

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@EricVela29 Honey, I didn’t marry you for the size of your feet

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@EricVela29 If you don’t have a single cavity this year I can only assume you made a deal with the devil

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@EricVela29 You bought an entire giant bag for yourself of course I’m going to yell at you 🥸

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@EricVela29 Hey, can you not drop salad dressing all over the floor, thanks

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@EricVela29 And then crashing back to reality to tell your wife “that’s enough wine for the night sweetie” 🙄

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You haven’t truly known love until you’ve raced to Italy to stop your vampire boyfriend from sparkling to death in public.

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@EricVela29 @flowrmeadow I just like visiting the PNW I don’t wanna live there 🤭

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@EricVela29 Honey you have a nice ass

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@EricVela29 Also I’m 29

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@EricVela29 I just cracked the vodka open like a 20 year old pregame

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@EricVela29 You can 💁🏼‍♀️