poet/philosopher/socialite

My life is my poetry, my tweets are my legacy

[poet/philosopher/socialite @hellboundmary]

If Mary don’t do it, it just won’t get done

[poet/philosopher/socialite @hellboundmary]

I would stuff aluminum foil in my armpits before using a natural deodorant

[poet/philosopher/socialite @hellboundmary]

Get Trump off C-SPAN and put him on Bravo where he always belonged

[poet/philosopher/socialite @hellboundmary]

Blonde does not look best on everyone y’all

[Pilk nationalism @pilk_groypette]

How it feels to have a friend

[poet/philosopher/socialite @hellboundmary]

Reaping rn so that later I can sow

[poet/philosopher/socialite @hellboundmary]

I’m all choked up about the spirit of Aloha rn. Never even been to Hawaii but I can still feel it

[poet/philosopher/socialite @hellboundmary]

Maybe I’m just washed but raves don’t seem fun or cool to me. They just look goofy as hell

[poet/philosopher/socialite @hellboundmary]

@RKSBandOfficial y’all have no clue how much you mean to line cooks across America

[dasha @dash_eats]

Thank you God for making homosexuals to care for me on earth

[poet/philosopher/socialite @hellboundmary]

A truly intellectually stimulating conversation is a body

[poet/philosopher/socialite @hellboundmary]

Even an apartment can feel like a mansion if you’ve never been before

[poet/philosopher/socialite @hellboundmary]

@mcgingerlovin8 #oodietwitter

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Life’s mistakes do not define a person’s identity. If we trust in divine grace and allow ourselves to be guided and transformed by it, we discover in our lives that the past does not condemn the future, but rather offers us the possibility to change our decisions and choices.

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

As a man why you getting all drunk n Loose that’s kinda feminine a man supposed to be a protector

[poet/philosopher/socialite @hellboundmary]

Cause of death: too much Diet Coke

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[poet/philosopher/socialite @hellboundmary]

Men named Jackson are always hot in a super ephemeral way

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Pray for all men . They are under attack by our enemy the devil

[poet/philosopher/socialite @hellboundmary]

Can’t wait for my wedding bc it will have the most fascinating guest list

[poet/philosopher/socialite @hellboundmary]

Drinking is overrated. What about good old fashioned outdoor activities like hiking and smoking weed??