Kristy

[Bizarre Lazar @BizarreLazar]

Ted Cruz’s slow, maddening descent into becoming a Civil War General cosplayer

[MadDogPac Nanna 🟧 🇺🇦 @nanna14075]

#TedCoup

Nobody likes Ted Cruz and the numbers are growing. Resign @tedcruz

[Kristy @hellbows77]

@ThePerezHilton It is to Marines!!

[Kristy @hellbows77]

#SaveLucifer

[Farrgin Icehole @RomanMaroney]

"National Anthem" #fergie #NBAAllStar
Rosanne Barr: "I did the worst version of the Star Spangled Banner in US history."
Fergie: "Hold my beer."

[SANJAY BAFNA @sanjaybafna]

Happy Birthday SMS !

In 1992, Neil Papworth, a 22-year-old software programmer, sent the first ever SMS from a computer to his colleague Richard Jarvis at Vodafone. 

That very first text message, sent on the 3rd December 1992, simply said
" MERRY CHRISTMAS "

[Commandant of the @USMC @CMC_MarineCorps]

Happy birthday to all Marines and their families. We never go alone.

[Kristy @hellbows77]

@PearsonSupport Just in time for us to miss our submission deadlines. #thanksagain

[Kristy @hellbows77]

@PearsonSupport When will this be fixed? This happens every semester!! My grades have suffered because of your technical problem.

[Kristy @hellbows77]

@Wegmans It used to be your Macaroni salad. But it has gone down hill in the last few years. Now I have a 50/50 chance on getting the good batch.

[Kristy @hellbows77]

Madison makes #FeartheWalkingDead almost unwatchable. She is Andrea 2.0

[Kristy @hellbows77]

Hey @McDonalds you forgot the chicken in the chicken sandwich....

[Commandant of the @USMC @CMC_MarineCorps]

No place for racial hatred or extremism in @USMC. Our core values of Honor, Courage, and Commitment frame the way Marines live and act.

[Kristy @hellbows77]

@musicpronoun @guster 12

[Kristy @hellbows77]

@Jes_Jinx @PearsonSupport We all know how well their last Saturday upgrade went.

[Kristy @hellbows77]

@PearsonSupport So how many times will you be "upgrading" during the summer semester?

[Kristy @hellbows77]

@PearsonSupport You know what wasn't completed over the weekend? My final assignment. #pearsonfail

[Kristy @hellbows77]

@PearsonSupport It's too late for me. You directly affected my grade as class ended for me last night. #pearsonfail

[Kristy @hellbows77]

Almost always learning. Class ends at midnight and the site has been down since 8pm last night. #pearsonfail

[Kristy @hellbows77]

@PearsonSupport Great time for this "scheduled" maintenance.