Satan’s Super-Soaker

MOPPING THE SUIT AND THE SHELL OUT OF THE GEARS. THE WORMS HAVE THE KEYS AND THE MONEY. ALL HAIL THE PARASITES. THE SUCKERS DRIVE THE BUS. BLOBS.

[Satan’s Super-Soaker @hellfaucet]

@mhudgg I hadn't done it before this week but I popped those fuckers in on Tuesday and blasted Converge all day and probably got more done than the entire last month. Full on noise canceling. Everyone can suck it.

[Satan’s Super-Soaker @hellfaucet]

@mhudgg ❤️

[i Expose Racists & Pedos @SeeRacists]

Arlington, Wa:

Police Chief Jonathan Venture told KING 5 the allegations come as a "tremendous shock to everyone within the department."

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Trump at rally: And frodo baggins is here, we know frodo baggins, we love frodo, we know the vest, very strong vest, we love MITHRIL. does he want to come up? get him up here. he's invisible, he turned invisible, that's okay

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

The fact that he is so good at this really puts into perspective how cartoonishly evil the average politician is

[Five Times August @FiveTimesAugust]

The Epstein case is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it. Sit with that as long as you need.

[Satan’s Super-Soaker @hellfaucet]

@DownstairsBrian sorry bud 🫂

[Satan’s Super-Soaker @hellfaucet]

@DownstairsBrian cuties

[Satan’s Super-Soaker @hellfaucet]

@BreeTWOTimes_ @luxemiaa I will patiently wait for you to show up on airport body cam footage of your inevitable crash out when screaming and bitching for privilege doesn't go your way on your next flight

[Satan’s Super-Soaker @hellfaucet]

@Miajeee_ @luxemiaa lmao 2A vs 22, that's a hard GO FUCK YOURSELF. fuck those people.

[Satan’s Super-Soaker @hellfaucet]

Every single day for the last year and a half

[Brian Haley @brianchaley]

Nine Inch Nails back in rotation got me consulting the ancient texts

[Satan’s Super-Soaker @hellfaucet]

@DownstairsBrian how many spiders can you fit into a filthy old burlap sack?

[ry @RyanNice]

wherever this diva is… i hope she’s having a great day!

[Satan’s Super-Soaker @hellfaucet]

@miavonmilk @FaytuksNetwork your mom

[Satan’s Super-Soaker @hellfaucet]

@DownstairsBrian why not both?

[Blight Yoakam @BlightYoakam]

Suckingham Phallus

[Tehran Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

Just checking if it's still "blood libel" and "antisemitic" to raise concerns about this?

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

How can we still live in a world where Israel is allowed to murder hundreds of people, at least 250, — with 100 bombs dropped in 10 minutes across Lebanon — and there is not a single word of condemnation from Western government?

How can we live with such abomination?

[Satan’s Super-Soaker @hellfaucet]

@Verratus_Speaks @Imposter_Edits @Acyn using Ethan Klein as a reference makes you a fucking joker
https://t.co/viDa56gWaF

[Acyn @Acyn]

Piker: Every single dollar that is spent on a bomb is stolen from each of you because that’s a dollar that they spend blowing up a school overseas instead of building schools in your neighborhood.