Head of Security Orion

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ♞ — LIKE YOUR FATHER IN HELL, WHAT YOU’VE SOLD YOU CANNOT UNSELL

[Head of Security Orion @hellgars]

𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘪𝘯'𝘵 𝘯𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥.

𝙐𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙡 𝙬𝙚 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙.

#PTRP

[Head of Security Orion @hellgars]

Wow. Saturn can’t fight for shit no wonder I’m still here.

[Head of Security Orion @hellgars]

@saturnaIian Sometimes embarrassin you is the best part of my day

[Head of Security Orion @hellgars]

Don’t worry about how long I’ve been gone

[Head of Security Orion @hellgars]

@saturnaIian I sure hope so, because I’ve had to take you back to the mental hospital at least 6 times

[Head of Security Orion @hellgars]

@saturnaIian Yeah gee I wonder where I’ve been.

[Head of Security Orion @hellgars]

Holy fuck

[Head of Security Orion @hellgars]

Good mornin y’all

[Head of Security Orion @hellgars]

Paintin’ Maria’s nails because she wanted to dress up as a pretty princess today

[Head of Security Orion @hellgars]

@LambdaPetrel Well…I just ain’t really got an official partner.

[Head of Security Orion @hellgars]

Nowadays I’m kinda single

[Head of Security Orion @hellgars]

@LambdaPetrel What do ya mean? I’m single ain’t I?

[Head of Security Orion @hellgars]

@AkagiSpear It. Ain’t that sad, partner.

[Head of Security Orion @hellgars]

@AkagiSpear Thank ya kindly, CiRes

[Head of Security Orion @hellgars]

Everyone bullies CiRes here. I just ask him to look up recipes when I don’t know what to make.

[Head of Security Orion @hellgars]

@LambdaPetrel You’re so mean to him

[Head of Security Orion @hellgars]

@saturnaIian Well your science helped me see in my eye again…Kinda.

[Head of Security Orion @hellgars]

@nonrocket It’s not that I won’t, it’s that I can’t. Not to mention I got a kid to care for.

[Head of Security Orion @hellgars]

Is that…Silver? Why does he look like he’s 20 still?

[Head of Security Orion @hellgars]

Maria’s on my shoulders while I cook. She wanted to be tall and watch me.

[Head of Security Orion @hellgars]

@Obstago_Onstage Yeah ya were always the flashy type, not that I ever complained! It suits ya.