𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗅.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Cheese and Crackers!

[𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗅. @hellishhellcat]

My real name's Patsy Walker and I was insanely popular in high school.
And I get everything I ask for and some things I don't.
And I always wanted to be a super hero.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘦.

[𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗅. @hellishhellcat]

So is escaping Hell but she doesn’t like to brag.

[𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂𝚃⛧𝚁𝙼. @HellstromChild]

Button pushing is her specialty...

[𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗅. @hellishhellcat]

Patsy out here pushing all the buttons. Emphasis on the ex.

[𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂𝚃⛧𝚁𝙼. @HellstromChild]

He usually doesn't give the light of day to such claims but her being his ex-wife makes him feel obligated to prove his point to her.

[𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗅. @hellishhellcat]

“Very much so.”

[Felicia Hardy. @CunningFatale]

“Is being sober causing you trouble?”

[𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗅. @hellishhellcat]

“Where’s Felicia? I need an afternoon drinking buddy.”

[𝖼𝗎𝖼𝗄����𝗈. @flawlesspsionic]

https://t.co/1hsYejHSHU

[𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗅. @hellishhellcat]

An impromptu shopping trip means there’s going to be an impromptu fashion show when she gets home.

[𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗅. @hellishhellcat]

Let’s find out for sure.

[𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂𝚃⛧𝚁𝙼. @HellstromChild]

And pitiful he is not.

[𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗅. @hellishhellcat]

Stifling a yawn she’s shuffling to the coffee maker. She really needs to invest in one of those automated ones.

[𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗅. @hellishhellcat]

He lives in Hell. It’d be kinda pitiful if he couldn’t handle a little scratch.

[𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂𝚃⛧𝚁𝙼. @HellstromChild]

They wouldn't have been married before if he couldn't take a little scratch.

[𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗅. @hellishhellcat]

He’s practically begging to be scratched.

[𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂𝚃⛧𝚁𝙼. @HellstromChild]

She sure as hell acts like one.

[𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗅. @hellishhellcat]

That’s the spirit!

[𝙱𝙻𝙾𝙾𝙳𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙽𝙴. @MONSTERKlLLER]

Yes, he is. I look forward to poking him some more. And perhaps getting poked.

[𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗅. @hellishhellcat]

He does remember she’s not actually a cat, right?

[𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂𝚃⛧𝚁𝙼. @HellstromChild]

He'll make sure to bring catnip next time.

[𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗅. @hellishhellcat]

Touché. To be fair, there’s nothing wrong with his facial hair. He’s just fun to poke.

[𝙱𝙻𝙾𝙾𝙳𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙽𝙴. @MONSTERKlLLER]

We'll I'm never without my shotguns or my wit, so I can't blame him.

[𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗅. @hellishhellcat]

It’s strange sometimes to go online and see all the things you once did right after high school all in a single image search.

[𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗅. @hellishhellcat]

She totally knew that and only occasionally. Jen is always saying not to listen to the press or what other people think of her.

[𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗅. @hellishhellcat]

No, she does not Google him. Frequently.

[𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗅. @hellishhellcat]

Patsy - 1

Daimon - 0

Victory!

[𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂𝚃⛧𝚁𝙼. @HellstromChild]

A slight scowl was shot her way.

He'll be back.

[𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗅. @hellishhellcat]

Does he frequently Google himself?

[𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗅. @hellishhellcat]

Has anyone seen your chin? Like ever?

[𝗆𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗅. @hellishhellcat]

Aww. Good thing though cause I don’t think I’ve ever seen him without it.

[𝙱𝙻𝙾𝙾𝙳𝚂𝚃𝙾𝙽𝙴. @MONSTERKlLLER]

It's quite different than the men I usually go for. I don't mind it.