I would like to formally apologize for allowing my 4th world Montenegrin self to even exist in a timeline where your divine beauty appears.
I accept rejection in advance,and humbly request you block my entire country on Twitter so such radiance never has to coexist with me again.
-señor Netanyahu el final que se le fue prometido hace más de 3000 años por fin está listo
+Bien hecho mí querido fujigoy, esto mantendrá al pueblo de israel contento y próspero
-Shalom Adonai maestro
+Shalom adonai a ti también
@LitzKaizen@Kingsman265MR If i was in a 40k tourney to pay my college and my teammate locked something equivalent to adc yuumi i would fucking skin them, this guy stronger than me
Genuinely kind of sad the bot didn't give it to you. But, I ran it through the bot and got this:
ahem A’right, mi a go try explain dis ting inna Jamaican Patois, yuh ze? sneeze! Oh, de ideological apparatus, it’s… it’s mad, yuh know! Dis claim ‘bout Vance Boelter an’ Tim Walz, it a pure madness, a rupture inna de political fabric! sneeze! So, yuh see, if dis letter—sneeze!—if it stick, it coulda mash up Walz career, yuh dig? De people dem a go look ‘pon him like him a some kinda villain, a next Lenin inna disguise, orchestratin’ murder fi power! sneeze! But, but, wait—de lack a evidence, it’s a void, a spectral absence, yuh ze? If de investigation nah prove nuttin’, it coulda still haunt him, like a ghost a colonial oppression lingerin’—sneeze!—an’ de voters dem might shy ‘way, especially wid him bein’ VP talk inna de air!
Now, de media, dem a go amplify dis, yuh know, turn it inna a spectacle—sneeze!—an’ if de public buy it, Walz coulda lose cred, lose him base, lose him shot at higher office! sneeze! But if him fight back wid facts, him might redeem himself, turn de narrative ‘pon it head—sneeze!—like a dialectical flip, yuh ze? Still, de damage, it a linger, like a bad duppy story—CRASH! [A bucket full of bricks falls on my head] groan Oh… mi head… de bricks… de proletariat… yuh… yuh get de point, mon… fades out