Any England fan who doesn’t stay up to watch the England game live tonight, is not an actual fan and should be banned from ever posting about football again.
With the greatest humility, I am pleased to announce that the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States of America, along with their allies, have agreed to an immediate ceasefire everywhere including Lebanon and elsewhere, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
I warmly welcome the sagacious gesture and extend deepest gratitude to the leadership of both the countries and invite their delegations to Islamabad on Friday, 10th April 2026, to further negotiate for a conclusive agreement to settle all disputes.
Both parties have displayed remarkable wisdom and understanding and have remained constructively engaged in furthering the cause of peace and stability. We earnestly hope, that the ‘Islamabad Talks’ succeed in achieving sustainable peace and wish to share more good news in coming days!
@realDonaldTrump@JDVance@SecRubio@SteveWitkoff@SEPeaceMissions@drpezeshkian@mb_ghalibaf@araghchi
Pakistan welcomes and fully supports ongoing efforts to pursue dialogue to end the WAR in Middle East, in the interest of peace and stability in region and beyond. Subject to concurrence by the US and Iran, Pakistan stands ready and honoured to be the host to facilitate meaningful and conclusive talks for a comprehensive settlement of the ongoing conflict.
@realDonaldTrump@SteveWitkoff@araghchi
london is one of the few cities on earth where someone earning £250k a year is renting a one bed flat or living with flatmates. this city humbles everyone equally.
Londonmaxxing:
If you go to 3 interesting events a week in London, within 12 months you’ll either
• start a company
• find a job
• meet your cofounder
• end up in a strange Soho bar at 2am discussing AI
Probably all four.
If it’s worth leaving the house for, share below