Going on a date with a man, and when you sit down -- just as he opens his mouth to speak -- putting a finger to his lips and saying 'shh, don't spoil it..'
Every day I thank the lord I went to state comps because every time I see someone achieve (probably deserved) success & I see they went to private school the devil-chip on my shoulder shouts 'doesn't count, then!' whether I like it or not & it gives me a little chuckle
Just sat next to a man doing what I can only describe as performatively reading The Odyssey (going on his phone behind the book & looking around to make sure people are seeing the cover), which I must admit is a new one
Do you think I could read all the Penguin Classics that there are before I die I think I'd maybe have to read like 20 more books a year than I do already idk
You ask someone who was actually vaguely comparatively normal at Oxford where they like to hang out in London & they invite you to their private members' club.. girlie I thought these were the type of environments we were trying to tear down !!
what if we hosted a medieval themed open mic at a pub in london?? and you could read your fave medieval or original medieval inspired works???? and drink ale?? just an idea…
All introductions to male authors should read like this: 'His own fear of women may have caused perhaps an imaginative debility, and a distasteful attempt at titillation.'
Just started crying at work because the beautiful shining thing I saw from the window turned out to be a fucking salsa as soon as I stepped one foot to the right. I thought it was a treasure