the beric dondarrion of bushwick

[the beric dondarrion of bushwick @hellmanns666]

my cat begging for food every morning at 4 am

[the beric dondarrion of bushwick @hellmanns666]

having a landlord is awesome because somewhere in long island there’s a rich person you’ve never met who hates you for giving them half your income

[the beric dondarrion of bushwick @hellmanns666]

me being shocked that there’s a second hunger games in hunger games 2

[the beric dondarrion of bushwick @hellmanns666]

wearing scott walker shirt in brooklyn in my late 20s is spiritually similar to wearing my nightmare before christmas shirt to middle school

[the beric dondarrion of bushwick @hellmanns666]

do you think boz scaggs will point at me and say i’m the youngest person here without their dad

[the beric dondarrion of bushwick @hellmanns666]

funniest thing i’ve done is either front row alone at joker 2 or back row alone at boz scaggs

[the beric dondarrion of bushwick @hellmanns666]

michaels emailing me frantically after i spend money at the local yarn store

[Gambling is Life @GamblingMemez]

When you have a solid 20 and the dealer makes 21

[the beric dondarrion of bushwick @hellmanns666]

she boz on my scagg til i detour

[the beric dondarrion of bushwick @hellmanns666]

who’s up bozzing their scagg?

[the beric dondarrion of bushwick @hellmanns666]

it’s aggressively christian horror movie autumn

[the beric dondarrion of bushwick @hellmanns666]

i love only doomscrolling once a week like what do you mean there’s a rapture

[the beric dondarrion of bushwick @hellmanns666]

rhony being led by two italian scorpios with severe childhood trauma

[the beric dondarrion of bushwick @hellmanns666]

carole radziwill testosterone reveal………………..

[the beric dondarrion of bushwick @hellmanns666]

i would be the gay guy who eats seven hot dogs and lets gladys into his house for a glass of water

[the beric dondarrion of bushwick @hellmanns666]

no more talk of hagsploitation, weapons was fabulous diva-sploitation

[the beric dondarrion of bushwick @hellmanns666]

i love this new trend of horror movies being stupid and boring

[the beric dondarrion of bushwick @hellmanns666]

i love how she’s in this silly clown shirt the entire movie

[the beric dondarrion of bushwick @hellmanns666]

the amount of time i spent at my best friends wedding trying to get random strangers to listen to bisch bosch…

[the beric dondarrion of bushwick @hellmanns666]

@bbyghanoush that used to piss me off so bad when i was a barista….you’ve been sitting all day trevor

[the beric dondarrion of bushwick @hellmanns666]

@bbyghanoush cool pillow