Bre Kiser

I peaked in college

[Bre Kiser @hello__itsBre]

I may not have accomplished too many great things in college but I have now won the corndog eating contest at the Bally two years in a row

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

c'mon childproof weed packaging, you know it's me

[g a b y @gabydvj]

it’s so awesome how every non-AI super bowl ad is like “hey girlie! feeling fat? take this GLP-1 or kill yourself <3”

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

ring search party is terrifying and what’s most terrifying is that we opted into this like fucking idiots

[Joshua Eustis @telefontelaviv]

Everybody enjoying movies with their family over Christmas

[ctarailfan7003 @tallindianman]

Inventing time travel so I can skip through this sombr musical performance #snl

[Thought Provoking Berserker ⚛️🦍🦅 @Provokethoughtz]

Things men don't understand.

[OSIRIS ASSAD @Osirisassad]

Why do we have to say Mary J Blige Whole Name

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

Israelis printing plantable copies of Mein Kampf with an Arabic cover but making sure that the cover says "ADOLF HITLER" for the intended western audience

[Loud and Right. @b0mbchell_]

This toooooo human FOR ME

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

remember when they said a woman in power would be too emotional

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Omg I can’t believe it, they actually changed the name on the maps

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

I mean it sincerely.

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

elections have consequences

[jewel @whateverjewel]

and just like that my parents aint gettin grandchildren

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I can’t imagine a better illustration of government inefficiency than this video

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Confused about how everyone hyped up the excessively mid solar eclipse for weeks but nobody thought to mention the aurora borealis until after the fact?