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Anyone going to tell them about
`ctrl` + `R` ?

[tom ッ @tom_antok]

Only Linux users can relate

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@DCHorn24 @kron4news Criminal background checks? Yes ✅
Income check? Yes ✅
Credit score checks? No 🚫

The way credit scores are decided — in my opinion — is not the best way to know whether or not your tenant can pay the rent. I’m open to any disagreements, however.

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@fox5sandiego It is quite rare for tween/teen girls to be perpetrators of this rather ‘violent’ form of vandalism/destruction.

Teen girls are also the demographic least likely to commit double parricide.

This will be an interesting case to follow; especially the criminal psychology facet.

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@Mat_Zo I now pronounce this #ABGT event to be “Planet Uranus Approved”!
(☆_・)・‥…━━━★

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Random #blink182/#Sum41 fact of the day: My mom once said that the sum of two 41's (plus 100) is 182, so here is proof in #python:

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Users say Amazon Web Services is suffering a major outage. The company provides cloud computing services to individuals, universities, governments and companies including The Associated Press.

Amazon has yet to comment on the outage and few details are available.

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@liquibase @MySQL Thanks! 😅 Not even TSA can stop me from finishing this liquibase reverse engineering project 😎

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When #TSA drops your work laptop and breaks the display so you use the hotel TV screen and your 6-year-old MacBook Air to write your @liquibase and @MySQL scripts.

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Light display [prototype] brought to you by TrueRNG, colors brought to you by @ThePSF Python script, positive z-scores brought to you by consciousness anomalies, consciousness anomalies brought to you by you.
Okay so, who wants one?

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Hey, Cranjis McBasketball. I heard you like recursion, so I put a “Hey, Cranjis McBasketball. I heard you like recursion, so I put a “Hey, Cranjis McBasketball…
#recursion #cranjismcbasketball

[Gleec @GleecCity]

The future is cross-chain, cross-protocol and self soverign.

Own it @AtomicDEX #DEX

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Throwback to my first @Medium article written over a year ago when I was still learning @JavaScript but was obsessed with toy problems:
https://t.co/9VyvwdlgCA

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@jonxly for some reason I read this tweet and I was like "hey, my name is jon too!" then I reprocessed what was happening and quickly changed my mind, as my name is not jon, for it is mason jeremiah borchard

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Bryan Fogel, Omar Abdulaziz and Hatice Cengiz join The Post to discuss “The Dissident,” a new documentary about the murder of Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi. https://t.co/eI8Hb8nSSH

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I just donated to help elect Andrew Yang the next mayor of New York City. Will you join me? https://t.co/gUqFWGQ0T9

[Impractical Jokers @JokersTBS]

"Trust" us, you don't want to miss this. Inside Jokes starts NOW on @truTV. #ImpracticalJokers

[Luke Haas @lukehaas]

Alexa Powered Rotary Phone:
https://t.co/EfmDF7TDTH

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When they ask me why they call me Cranjis instead of Mason, I tell them “it’s got as much to do with personal as it does professional reasons”.

#cranjismcbasketball @TheFrontBottoms

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Being in love with ur Apple #Airpods so much that u accidentally type “airpods” into the password field when logging into ur computer.

How bout that sensory joy when u open n close that charging case?! And don’t even get me started on the silicone cover...
#SignsYouAreAnAdult