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if you start to smell burning toast you’re having a stroke (or overcooking your toast)

[NYT Politics @nytpolitics]

Vaccine mandates are a time-honored American tradition. So are outbursts of public anger at them. Here's a look at the history.  https://t.co/MHssrwJIls

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Oh no…………the allergies are starting

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@Cjlozano10 @Vistaprint thanks buddy! Can’t wait to celebrate with ya!

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Can’t say I’d recommend change management, interviewing for new jobs, and planning a wedding simultaneously during a global pandemic. But I’ve never known how to do 1 thing at a time 😅

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Oh can the anti-vaxx men keep taking it then? Seems like we are solving several problems at once here.

[Sarah Edwards @eddy_sarah]

the @indyweek has a new cartoonist and I honestly think this cartoon is so baller (also I like this guy’s pants)

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ACCURATE

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I’m so emotionally invested in Roy and Keeley if they break up I will treat this as if it’s my own breakup

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Normal people in the month before their wedding: salads, vodka soda, no treats
Me: pasta, red wine by the bottle, ice cream sammiches

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@sparx88 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

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UGH I want the 12 foot skeleton from Home Depot so badly!!!!

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

lol I just realized this is the “should we move to Canada?” part of the movie.

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@Gabyberk I am surrounded by mini sour gummy worm wrappers

[Sandra E. Garcia @S_Evangelina]

Love living through historic events then getting up in the morning and going to work.

[Ben Rhodes @brhodes]

The 2016 election will never stop being a catastrophe.

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Do you ever get so overwhelmed by repetitive sounds that you have to go to your room or are you a normal person?

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Me coping with a ~*everything*~ right now

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@cestegman Also HP order of the phoenix