Katie

hi I’m katie and I’ve always thought crackle nail polish was hideous

[Katie @hello_ktkt1]

Nothing has changed since first grade

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

taylor swift every time she leaves the house:

[Katie @hello_ktkt1]

@s0dopeswagg You can be my grandma

[Michael Irving @MikeIrvo]

The audio log you find in a trashed office in a sci-fi horror game:

[icky vicky @Victoria_W07]

I’m so glad I don’t see the bugs anymore

[Katie @hello_ktkt1]

Ween is just The Wiggles for adults

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

This is why I drive a Toyota.

[Willie Muse @Williesillie2]

Someone got visited by 3 ghosts last night

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

elon musk [parody] [humor] [any individuals in this text (referred to henceforth as “the tweet”) are named on a satirical basis] [the tweet is not a statement of fact, with protection as codified in 17 USC §107 & affirmed in Hustler Mag v Falwell (1988)]: boy i love sippin piss

[big boy online @idonotbleed]

“joe biden is killing jobs and legalizing drugs” you’re not gonna believe this but i love drugs and i hate my job

[Katie @hello_ktkt1]

@sassy_beard Yay!!!! Congratulations 🎉 🎈

[charlie @chunkbardey]

well it’s night. as a lonely stoner this is often when i choose to free my mind

[shirtmaxxing @shirtmaxxing]

Borhe

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

When I pack too much for a short trip.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

personally i think no supreme court justice deserves even a moments peace of privacy in the comfort of their own home or in public for as long as they live

[John Hinnigan @Johnny8oy007]

@ABCPolitics

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Why even be in Congress if you don’t believe in doing your job?

Just quit and let someone who actually gives a damn do it instead of acting like a useless piece of furniture when babies are shot with AR15s that we let teen boys impulse buy before they can legally have a beer.