Gnight to you
& the stories that you tell yourself,
The ones that whisper,
“And that’s who I am.”
You are not your worst moment nor your finest hour.
Not your most maddening habit nor your mother's favorite childhood anecdote.
You've got the pen.
It's your story. You, love.
You.
Hire. A. Speechwriter.
"...one of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water."
Oh, really?
The video was pre-recorded. They could have re-shot, but didn't. That means this incoherent mess was Trump's most articulate take.