Eve

Thinks you're neither big nor clever.

[μέλισσα(Melissa) @1melisza]

This remains in my head rent free

[Eve @hello_tiger]

Actually Matchbox20 also beat WISH YOU WERE HERE by PINK fucking FLOYD. I mean. Even objectively that’s obviously wrong.

[Eve @hello_tiger]

This is why people are leaving Foxtel (apart from $) Max are playing the 1000 greatest rock songs ever this weekend. Love will tear us apart from Joy Division came in at 132. Push by Matchbox20 came in at 131. Fuck you Foxtel. Fuck you Max.

[Eve @hello_tiger]

Whose going to tell the middle aged bloke I saw today driving a station wagon Mercedes that his MRKOOL vanity number plates are a bad idea?

[Eve @hello_tiger]

I now wear make up to the hairdressers because I can’t handle the drowned rat potato head look I’m now rocking in the mirror.

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

.@Harry_Styles appears on our latest cover. Rob Sheffield rides shotgun with the former boy-band hero as he opens up about sex, psychedelics, becoming a 21st-century rock star and more https://t.co/MmKWtCMZP4

[Eve @hello_tiger]

In primary school there was this kid who just didn’t show up on rainy days. No one knew why, did he not have an umbrella? Did his parents forbid him? Totally used to make fun of him. Except on days like today where I’m thinking he had the right idea 🌧 🌧

[Eve @hello_tiger]

What happens as we die? - The Age - Fascinating read. I wish I’d read it before I saw my grandma pass as it would’ve been quite reassuring. https://t.co/cEDfXeaAKm

[Eve @hello_tiger]

@kassh It would appear this is either totally reasonable or I know many insane women. I’m gonna go with the former 👯‍♀️

[Eve @hello_tiger]

I sleep with the bedroom door closed and a chair up against it because it 100% feels like the beginning of a serial killer story. I wake up this morning alive. Reasonable or insane?

[Eve @hello_tiger]

@katieschenk This is what I thought. Felt reasonable then and still feels reasonable now. I AM listening to a podcast about the Golden State Killer so thought that may have made me a bit more paranoid 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Eve @hello_tiger]

A delivery driver knocks on the door after dark. We have a confused chat, he has salad and ice cream (OUTSTANDING dinner choice btw) but I didn’t order anything. He confirms this address is the one he has. Looks confused but goes.

[Eve @hello_tiger]

Right. Story time with a question of reasonable or sane. I’m house sitting atm. In a safe neighbourhood. There’s a dog (although she doesn’t bark and is terrified of everything.) I’ve housesat here before, no issues.

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

John Becker (OH) thinks ectopic pregnancies can be "reimplanted" in a uterus. Vito Barbieri (ID) said women can have gyn exams by swallowing a camera. Dan Flynn (TX) believes abortion requires cutting into a uterus.

Meet the men legislating your body. https://t.co/DWWQFGTYGs

[Eve @hello_tiger]

@kassh Similar to Australia then. Fucking ridiculous, man. How are we still fighting this?

[Eve @hello_tiger]

It makes me furious, whatever is beyond fury, that women’s health decisions are being made by white middle aged conservative men. Bodily autonomy that affects men like donating blood or giving your organs away? Those guys are unsurprisingly fine with that.

[Eve @hello_tiger]

But yes, I’d love to see the hashtag where men need to explain why they decided on/supported their partner in having an abortion. Where the fuck is that hashtag, guys? #YouKnowMe

[Eve @hello_tiger]

Don’t think Australia’s any better either. Abortion, while accessible, is still illegal in the state I live in. You know who can make it illegal? 👏🏼 WHITE 👏🏼MIDDLE 👏🏼AGED 👏🏼CONSERVATIVE 👏🏼MEN 👏🏼 #YouKnowMe