✨abbs- enjoyer of things✨

prolly dissociating and disassociating. I could become your problem too.

[✨abbs- enjoyer of things✨ @helloabbs]

Cannot believe my sister accidentally dressed as Dwayne the Rock Johnson for thanksgiving 💀

[✨abbs- enjoyer of things✨ @helloabbs]

Who needs filters when you could just only take selfies when you’re ovulating

[✨abbs- enjoyer of things✨ @helloabbs]

@xGabeREALx I think I’m still in the crewniverse too! ☺️

[✨abbs- enjoyer of things✨ @helloabbs]

Just wanna be on a discord server where my online friends occasionally play like jackbox games and shitpost or something dumb but also where I can disappear for 6 months at a time and it’s totally cool. (But alas I do not have enough online friends for this dream to be reality)

[✨abbs- enjoyer of things✨ @helloabbs]

I’m making mac & cheese and deviled eggs for thanksgiving. I apologize to everyone who doesn’t get any of my southern love 😋

[✨abbs- enjoyer of things✨ @helloabbs]

@cooIboobs Lol. Lmao.

[✨abbs- enjoyer of things✨ @helloabbs]

Drunk selfie bc I stripped the pink out of my hair today using baking soda and I’m also still stuck at work fixing my code lmao

[✨abbs- enjoyer of things✨ @helloabbs]

If I start typing paragraphs that’s when I know I gotta stop talking to someone. Vulnerable era is over. Gonna be a forest dwelling himbo that chops wood and gardens when I have any feeling beyond true neutral.

[✨abbs- enjoyer of things✨ @helloabbs]

I’m really trying with mastodon but it is giving me the same feeling of having complex board game rules explained to me

[✨abbs- enjoyer of things✨ @helloabbs]

“When I get dead I wanna go to outer space.”- my 6 year old son.

[✨abbs- enjoyer of things✨ @helloabbs]

It was never a phase (stares in the mirror deeply at my emerging crow’s feet that I hide with bright pink hair and eyeliner)

[✨abbs- enjoyer of things✨ @helloabbs]

I’m probably lying about weaning myself offline. Probably actually going to try to make Tumblr happen again lol

[✨abbs- enjoyer of things✨ @helloabbs]

Weird how weaning myself offline totally is actually working lol. Nice that it coincides with this website falling to shit lmao

[✨abbs- enjoyer of things✨ @helloabbs]

@KelgoreTrout

[✨abbs- enjoyer of things✨ @helloabbs]

@zealdrifter No lmao that’s def a fake screenshot

[✨abbs- enjoyer of things✨ @helloabbs]

The angle of these pics makes them look like they aren’t hundreds of pounds lmao

[✨abbs- enjoyer of things✨ @helloabbs]

The tornado weather turned the sky yellow and my dogs are a little bit concerned about it but oh so cute

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

i think it is simply beautiful when a man is able to look past my mental illness and love me for my boobs

[Chelsea E. Manning @xychelsea]

mm/dd/yyyy is a cursed date format

[✨abbs- enjoyer of things✨ @helloabbs]

Me when I see a stinky white boy

[✨abbs- enjoyer of things✨ @helloabbs]

Nah this is pushing it