An Lyon

She/Her; Wife. Mom. Bonus Mom. UAW member/worker. Progressive. I haven’t deactivated this account but I’m done with it for now. ✌🏻@helloanjo.bsky.social

[An Lyon @HelloAnjo]

This season of Fortnite sucks. They’ve improved matchmaking by making it worse. I don’t even know how I’m gonna complete this pass when I can’t even *play*. So thanks a lot Epic. Truly.

[An Lyon @HelloAnjo]

@Fortnite I know you’ve allegedly improved matchmaking. But I’m a shitty “play for unserious fun” kinda player and I’ve been met with only sweats. This is not fun at all. The lobbies are terrible. If I wanted to play COD, I would. C’mon.

[An Lyon @HelloAnjo]

@Fortnite You guys seriously need to do level scaling for lobbies. I’m playing to try to get better and it’s impossible when I’m put in matches with try-hards and sweats nonstop. Besides, it’d be nice to see everyone that places like an asshole playing against all assholes. #IJS

[An Lyon @HelloAnjo]

If you’re filing taxes last minute and are using TurboTax, DO NOT start filing using the “live” function unless you want to double your price. They’re shady about it and you can’t change it at the end without starting over. So pay close attention. Fucking scammers.

[An Lyon @HelloAnjo]

@turbotax I will never use your service again. You started me off in “live” a service I did not ask for or need and now it’s $209 to file my federal return. My only option is to delete everything and start over? What a scam. If we had an CPB anymore I’d report you.

[An Lyon @HelloAnjo]

Someone got mad that we don’t want to remotely unlock our door for them when we’re not home. We can and that’s a privilege we paid for. However, the sense of entitlement on this person’s part is insane though unsurprising. GTFOH. We owe you nothing. ✨ Nothing ✨

[An Lyon @HelloAnjo]

I just inadvertently read an op-ed by Gutfeld about the late night hosts and I cannot understand why anyone who watch/listen/read anything that man had to say. He’s not funny but in a sad sort of way like he did a couple of open mic nights and thinks he can headline now.

[An Lyon @HelloAnjo]

And before anyone starts, I can only control what I can and in that case it is my presence. So, I’m just doing what I can and what I have to do. ✌🏻

[An Lyon @HelloAnjo]

Who else is waking up with such a profound disappointment in their fellow Americans? Right now, I don’t even want to see a Trump supporter anywhere. This is gonna complicate Thanksgiving and Xmas plans that I’m now gonna cancel.

[Lizzy Vivino @LizzyVivino]

Mickey Rourke and I have the same internal monologue

[An Lyon @HelloAnjo]

Greetings from Michigan :) Today I got to cast a vote against Trump for the third time. Hopefully it’ll be the last damn time I will have to see his name on a ballot anywhere. #HarrisWalz2024

[An Lyon @HelloAnjo]

@OhNoSheTwitnt Agreed. It literally keeps me up at night.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Wait... @PeteButtigieg debated 25 undecided Michigan voters?!

WHAT

Is there anything he won't do? this man is fearless

[An Lyon @HelloAnjo]

@notcapnamerica You’re not wrong. I personally know a woman who went to the Trump/MAGA side and started preaching their nonsense and I can 💯 guarantee her motivation is to find a MAGA man that’ll support her so she doesn’t have to work anymore.

[An Lyon @HelloAnjo]

@ChaseWisely @SussexHenryVIII The procedure is the same. That is why women are so angry. Banning the procedure is *limiting healthcare access* not “killing babies” like these loons have been saying. Restoring these rights protects women’s lives and is incredibly important.

[An Lyon @HelloAnjo]

My ex bought our 11yo a MAGA red hat. I am almost irrationally angry about it. He knows where I stand politically and I know his views. I’ve only ever asked to leave our kid out of it. And I pick him up from school with that fucking hat on today. WTF.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Make sure every American sees this New York Times headline.

[An Lyon @HelloAnjo]

How do the polls say we’re at 50/50? I hate everything.

[An Lyon @HelloAnjo]

@natsechobbyist @AllieR220 @washingtonpost SAME. I cancelled over their flood of shitty opinion pieces they continued to elevate. I don’t regret it but I wish I could cancel again just to throw it in their face twice. What a joke.

[An Lyon @HelloAnjo]

There’s nothing I love more as a third shifter than being jarred awake by a text message about something that doesn’t matter - especially when the person sending it knows we need to sleep during the day. Now I’m just awake now. So thanks a lot. Ugh.