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HUNT, GATHER, WORRY

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Shoo!

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Bigfoot dainty dance

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POV

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geese gossip on pond . Bigfoot getting all the dirt

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Bigfoot eat weird apple

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Do me beat thinking in the shower, so when occasionally swept over waterfall am very temporarily probably a genius.

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When you wish upon a star
Know you wish not go very far.
When you wink at Super Moon
Get bitten on ass by magic raccoon.

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Bigfoot proved it possible to simultaneously subvert and transcend 80’s catalog fashion modeling

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Bigfoot microdose the supermoon

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DO NOT SNIFF

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Basically I Mona Lisa of bushes

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Bigfoot top notch mist dancer

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Swarming with the bees is the new swimming with the dolphins.

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If snoring is sawing logs, then surely farting in sleep is wood chipper.

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Homing pigeon equivalent of a burner phone.

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Eye of the Tiger is great song, but flawed in sense that it offer no suggestion what to do with rest of tiger’s face once eye is spoiled or otherwise lost.

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Falling off a smile onto a pile of abandoned bells would be a pretty Bjork-y way to die

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Just remember nog hawk went to a lot of effort making that nog and they can swoop down and take it away just as abruptly as they swooped down and gave you nog, so you best treat nog hawk with respect and chug that nog.

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The sort of silence in the woods that isn’t tranquil or eerie, rather, like you just caught it talking behind you back

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All the burrowing creatures used to migrate south for the winter like birds but it was too far to dig so they got really tired and that how hibernation was invented