where have i been

man things are crazy but I’m still here

[where have i been @hellocatie]

Hey if you want to help sponsor my new therapy office please know that I love you forever https://t.co/myBNFQyOC1

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

y’all will listen to frank ocean but won’t be frank with your emoceans

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

the dinosaurs have unionized

[Bodega Cats @Bodegacats_]

📷: @ltreac

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Good morning. What fresh hell awaits us today?

[lolita @lolamaeriley]

are you sending what_frog_you_are posts to other girls yes or no

[where have i been @hellocatie]

Got my twitter back to tweet @vincestaples about a game show from the 90s

[where have i been @hellocatie]

#NewProfilePic

[where have i been @hellocatie]

@vincestaples I grew up with this!!!! Hell yeah

[where have i been @hellocatie]

[guy who invented helicopters]

Guy: It’s like, the body of a dragonfly

Boss: Okay... but ho-

G: but then we get inside of it

B: What the hell-

G: Yes exactly

[where have i been @hellocatie]

@BriannaNMann can’t

[where have i been @hellocatie]

@LovemeLadyG Bradley Lil BoPeep

[where have i been @hellocatie]

@LovemeLadyG Bradley Luca
Bradley Logan
Bradley Luna
Bradley Lennox
Bradley Lawson
Bradley Lane
Bradley Lumen
Bradley Larkin
Bradley Loyal
Bradley Ludlow
Bradley Love

[where have i been @hellocatie]

wait wait wait... so school-aged children have Election Day off but adults (aka eligible voters) don’t? Just making sure I have this right

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

“stoP mAkINg fuN OF BOOmERS”

Why? What are they gonna do? Bankrupt the economy, cut their own taxes, start two endless wars, kill the environment, outsource manufacturing jobs, usher in a new age of fascism, and make it impossible to buy a house or pay for college?

ok boomer

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Election Day should be a national holiday.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

You are correct!

But you tried to extort a foreign government for personal gain, so here we are.

[where have i been @hellocatie]

“Baked bean pronounced naked Sean”

[where have i been @hellocatie]

Willy Wonka’s full name is William Wonka Flonka Flame

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

could you please do that thing. where you hold me